Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 21 Jul 2023

  I didn’t “watch” Barbie. I sat my ass down and listened

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  Bones and All 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 22 Nov 2022

  Nice 400lb deadlift bro she let me hit cuz I eat people

Popular reviews

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  Top Gun: Maverick 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 26 May 2022

  Boomer cinema at its finest. 

  Left the theater feeling like I could support a family of four on minimum wage

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  House of Gucci 2021

  ★★★ Watched 23 Nov 2021

  Lady Gaga doing a shitty Italian accent >>>> Lady Gaga doing a good Italian accent

  also HOLY SHIT THAT WAS JARED LETO???