Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Pirates! In an Adventure with Scientists! 2012

  ★★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  maybe i’m heartless but i didn’t get the stakes

  like let her eat the bird and just get your bag?damn

  (did love the nefarious use of rule, Britannia! and David tennant as a horny Charles Darwin so redemption!)

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  Hustlers 2019

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 20 Mar 2025

  Freaking glorious. Choke on your Wolf of Wall Street you stinky pervy men!

  
  
  
  
  

  (*that’s kind of a joke, 🐺 is unfortunately a great movie…)

Popular reviews

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  Little Miss Sunshine 2006

  ★★★★★ Watched 28 Jan 2025

  Miss California said she loved ice cream and I just lost it

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  The Big Sick 2017

  ★★★½ Watched 07 Jan 2025

  WHO THE FUCK IS THIS WE MAN WHO THE FUCK IS THIS WE IT’S ME AND YOU WE’RE JUST PEOPLE FUCKING LISTEN TO ME FUCK THIS CORPORATE ENERGY PUT FOUR 🧀 SLICES 🧀 OF CHEESE 🧀ON THE FUCKING BURGERRR👺👺👺👺👺