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  Zoolander 2001

  ★★★½ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  “It’s that damn Hansel, he’s so hot right now!”

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  The Devil Wears Prada 2006

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Popular reviews

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  Pokémon: The First Movie 1998

  ★★★★ Rewatched 15 Jan 2025

  mewtwo be like: “I see now that the circumstances of one's birth is irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.”

  mew be like:
  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣠⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣾⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⠿⢟⣛⣩⣤⣶⣶⣶⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
  ⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⠿⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
  ⠀⢠⠞⠉⠀⠀⠀⣿⠋⠻⣿⣿⣿⠀⣦⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀
  ⢠⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⣤⣷⣿⣿⣿⣶⢟⣁⣒⣒⡋⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⡧
  ⢻⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡤⠌⢙⣛⣛⣵⣿⣿⡛⠛⠿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡜⠁
  ⠀⠉⠙⠒⠒⠛⠉⠁⠀⠸⠛⠉⠉⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⠞⠁⠀⠀
  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠞⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣷⡻⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢨⣑⡙⠻⠿⠿⠈⠙⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣷⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀
  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀
  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

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  Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 12 Jan 2025

  Feathers McGraw isn’t an instrument for the devil. The devil is merely a screwdriver in Feathers McGraw’s satanic tool-box. 

  Utterly chilling. I need therapy.

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