Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★ Watched 26 Sep 2024

  by far the greatest piece of cinema ever produced

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  White Chicks 2004

  ★★★★★ Watched 04 Sep 2024

  10/10

  Makin' my way downtown
  Walkin' fast
  Faces pass
  And I'm homebound
  Starin' blankly ahead
  Just makin' my way, makin' a way
  Through the crowd
  And I need you
  And I miss you
  And now I wonder
  If I could fall into the sky
  Do you think time
  Would pass me by?
  'Cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles
  If I could just see you
  Tomorrow,
  Tonight

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  Over the Hedge 2006

  ★ Watched 03 Sep 2024

  one of the worst damn things that i’ve ever seen in my entire, miserable life

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  FearDotCom 2002

  ½ Watched 23 Aug 2024

  By far the worst film I’ve ever had the displeasure of having to sit through. There was not a single minute during this “film” that I didn’t want to be taken behind the shed and be put down old yeller style.

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