Primate Addict turned Movie Critic. My reviews are the most pure and direct thoughts of the entire audience and are absolutely not opinions
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The Shawshank Redemption 1994
I would rate 5 stars, but people hype up the twist so much when its so obvious. From the very beginning i knew what the twist was because they kinda hand it to you at the start, they show all you need to know on his predicament. Anyways, amazing movie with amazing direction and everything.
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The Cabin in the Woods 2011
I dont care about any of the flaws, tueres nothing i love more than Self-Aware movie plots like Scream, and what tops that? Self-Aware in the sense that it demonstrates how a horror movie works in the back ground, Gases that explain the stupid or slutty acts, how monster gets introduced, all of it and a reason to why it all happens, genuinely perfection. So well done with what they aimed for and im all for it, all the twists,…
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The Fly 1986
Jeff Goldblums eyes at the beginning are more terrifying than how he looks at the end, blud does NOT need them open that wide. his transition with his personality and look though is absolutely amazing, exactly what one would expect when genetically splicing DNA between a human and a fly, especially the final design, god its so chef's kiss. really good and fun watch. Seth is just kinda stupid for being such a genius, i especially dont like his final arc, i get he became deranged but that shit kinda came out of nowhere
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American Psycho 2000
Patrick Bateman is such an interesting character bro, the way he interacts with people and how they react to him is just so amusing. plus i dont think another movie will have anything that matches Christian Bale nude in running shoes with a chainsaw as he runs through hallways. Its also very confusing tho, i still cant tell if people were just too stupid to recognize Patrick Bateman or what
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