Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Terrifier 2016

  ★★½ Watched 04 Mar 2023

  I don’t know how an 80 minute movie still managed to overstay its welcome.

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  Don't Worry Darling 2022

  ★ Watched 24 Sep 2022

  Why was this what by friends wanted to go see

Popular reviews

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  Frozen II 2019

  ★½ Watched 22 Nov 2019

  I want to like it, but I can’t and it’s KILLING ME.

  It’s narrative structure is all over the place, shit just happens and then some more shit happens without much thought, the pacing was SO weird, the screenplay was weird, the plot was super weird and unfitting and while some are pretty cool, the songs were pretty unengaging.

  I was behind this thing all the way and the trailer looked GREAT but they clearly had no idea where to take the characters and the story and it’s just fustrating.
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  Edit: I thought olaf was actually rlly funny 

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  17 Again 2009

  Watched 09 Oct 2019

  put Chandler Bing in more movies you cowards

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