zhatfield

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An idiot with terrible taste.

Favorite films

  • Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood
  • Godzilla Minus One
  • Decision to Leave
  • Past Lives

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  • 30 Days of Night

    ★★★★★

  • The Monkey

    ★★★★½

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★½

  • Companion

    ★★★★½

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  • Eaten Alive!

    Eaten Alive!

    ★★½

    A swing and a miss by Umberto Lenzi here. I love a good cannibal movie but man did this one lack any redeeming qualities other than a couple slightly gross scenes, and even those were “Meh.”

  • Smiley Face

    Smiley Face

    ★★½

    Not sure how this one has nearly a 4 star average rating.  The comedy felt forced and just didn’t hit for me, despite being a stoner comedy and a stoner.

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  • Poor Things

    Poor Things

    ★★★★★

    I initially gave this a 4.5 star rating but the longer I sit on it the more I realize how truly perfect of a film Yorgos Lanthimos has made here.  It starts with the brilliant casting of Emma Stone, Mark Ruffalo and Willem Dafoe.  From the gate you immediately know this is not going to be a normal movie and it only peaks from there in its humor, madness and much more than one expects.  There’s no truer purpose to…

  • Night of the Zombies

    Night of the Zombies

    ★★★★½

    Everything I want in an 80's Italian zombie flick and more. One of the pinnacles of the genre itself and loaded with so much cheese one cant help but fucking adore it. Clearly a Dawn of the Dead ripoff without all the political narrative. Truly a sucker for these trashy zombie films. The actual absurdity when our lead decides she must go full on indigenous to investigate whats happening with a local tribe fucking kills me every time.