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  Final Destination 2000

  Rewatched 12 Jun 2024

  Sometimes, self care is re-watching shitty early 2000s horror movies and laughing at the ridiculously elaborate deaths in it

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  Point Break 1991

  ★★★★ Watched 24 Mar 2023

  Something about seeing Keanu in the office with that massive, obnoxious fucking surfboard and then him and Gary Busey ripping hair out of random people is so fucking funny?
  Also, Lori Petty is the reason why I find women with straight hair n' pixie cuts hot af and ummmmmmmmmm, is she uhhhhhhhhh UHHHHH free for surfing lessons hahaaa,,,, (Crazy that years after watching this movie I saw her as Lolly in OITNB? Fuck, she's amazing.)
  Anyway, dialogue is so fun…

Popular reviews

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  Babylon 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 18 Feb 2023

  Goddamn, there are so many layers to this. Will be watching again, but I need to recover because I'm having A Lot Of Feelings.
  (ALSO the pussy song was real af)

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  Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio 2022

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 14 Dec 2022

  Pinocchio essentially said FUCK fascism, fuck conformity and fuck Mussolini to whom I'll sing a song about him being a piece of shit; also what the FUCK is math.

  (I am: crying.)

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