Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Wedding Season 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 28 Feb 2023

  only accepting payments in the form of stocks now

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  Kung Fu Panda 2 2011

  ★★★ Watched 18 Feb 2023

  hella mommy and daddy issues, inspired me to make garlic noodle soup

Popular reviews

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  The Twilight Saga: New Moon 2009

  ½ Watched 17 Jan 2021 1

  i just have to accept that this is 2 hours of my life that i’ll never get back and my only consolation is the fact that this is the reason why roslyn by bon iver was birthed

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  Palm Springs 2020

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Jan 2021

  i don't think i would even bother learning quantum physics if i was stuck in a time loop with andy samberg