Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Serenity 2005

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  Finally watched Firefly and can now confidently say I don’t completely hate Joss Whedon. Just mostly. Great show. Solid movie.

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  Piglet 2025

  ★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  This whole public domain horror grift is greasy and the movies are pretty terrible, but I also kinda wish I thought of it myself.

Popular reviews

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  Promises Written in Water 2010

  Watched 12 Nov 2021

  My Make-A-Wish is for Vincent Gallo to let me watch Promises Written in Water.

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  Shut In 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Feb 2022 2

  Solid contained thriller from director DJ Caruso, who seems to thrive with these sorts of settings. He shoots the hell out of this movie with a number of locations and performers you can count on one hand. 

  Maybe one or two narrative beats don’t land quite as deeply as they should, but this is a tight script that doesn’t waste a ton of time and still manages to contain more than a few opportunities for the actors to dig in…