Of course Prime tricked me into watching the censored 130 minute version. Going to save rating this for when I get to see it in all its grim, violent glory but giving it a like in the meantime because either way Saif is incredible.
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Jingle All the Way 1996
Seeing this in the cinema after years of watching it at home made me realise just how magnificently odd the whole thing is.
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Shanghai Knights 2003
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Reasons why Shanghai Knights is better than Shanghai Noon (in no particular order):
The story/action ratio is just right. The stunts are more creative. The stunts are more fun. Singing in the Rain fight scene. Cockney Aaron Johnson. Pillow fight. The random guy in the pillow fight. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. Sherlock Holmes. The ending. Charlie Chaplin. Swordfighting. Aidan Gillen's hair. Aidan Gillen's accent. Haggis joke about something that does not resemble a haggis. Secret passageway that is opened by…
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