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Recent reviews

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  Magazine Dreams 2023

  ★★ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  Not a fun sitting

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★★★ Watched 14 Feb 2025

  *chef’s kiss 🤌🏼

Popular reviews

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  Ralph Breaks the Internet 2018

  ★½ Watched 19 Nov 2018 5

  This is a another example of an unnecessary sequel. It lacks all the heart, humor, and charisma from the first. Most of the jokes are cringy and fall flat. Tries to target all demographics (at least 4 Fortnight references, as well as odd parenting jokes), but spreads itself too thin, making it seem pandering. Which also is my issue with all the product placement and shoving Disney characters down my throat. Story is predictable, heavy handed, and really beats you…

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  Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker 2019

  ★★ Watched 18 Dec 2019

  ***NO SPOILERS***
  There is zero substance here. Nothing to think about or chew on. Everything is simplified to make Star Wars fans happy and it kills the movie. Too much exposition and junk to sludge through without anything really happening. It feels like the most Disney thing Disney could have made. Characters feel like blown out caricatures of themselves. There is way too much comedy and shitty one-liners that it feels like a Marvel movie.

  The writing is terrible. The…