zoejaeger

zoejaeger

Favorite films

  • Amélie
  • Interstellar
  • Before Sunrise
  • Past Lives

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  • Frances Ha

    ★★★★½

  • Enemy

    ★★★★½

  • Notting Hill

    ★★★★

  • Coherence

    ★★★★

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  • Enemy

    Enemy

    ★★★★½

    good film but really needs a trigger warning on it for all my fellow arachnophobes out there. also does anyone know if jake is okay after this? im scared for him.

  • Notting Hill

    Notting Hill

    ★★★★

    now i see where About Time got their character archetypes from…. the stammering cute self-deprecating british guy, the beautiful and confident american girl, the main guy’s quirky sister who is too attached to the american girl, and the guy’s eccentric friend who ends up with the sister. it’s all too much to be coincidental. stick a fork in me im done

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  • Fargo

    Fargo

    ★★★★

    you're a smooth, smoothie, yah know?

  • Donnie Darko

    Donnie Darko

    ★★★★★

    First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario - It just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?

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