Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Barbie in the 12 Dancing Princesses 2006

  ★★★★½ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  of course this evil ass bitch has a pet monkey named brutus and a freaky updo. the sound effects are sooo nice, the footsteps especially. i love that the princesses wear their dancing shoes at all times just in case. this was my fave barbie movie as a child, and for good reason.

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  Whiplash 2014

  ★★★★½ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  stressful as hell. fuck yeah andrew you show him who’s boss andrew! wait but where did the folder go? did fletcher sneak past and grab it

Popular reviews

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  My Spy: The Eternal City 2024

  ★★ Watched 22 Jul 2024

  kinda entertaining, kinda shitty acting, and kinda awkwardly placed comedic outbursts. was thrilled to see flula. confused on the target audience because it felt like it was for children and then they started saying fuck

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  Adventureland 2009

  ★★★★ Watched 04 Sep 2024 1

  let me get in the middle :D

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