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  Trolls Band Together 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 23 Feb 2024

  No criticism is accepted

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Dec 2023

  this goes in the category of movies i’m glad i watched alone so i could pause it multiple times and sit with my thoughts and take a lap

Popular reviews

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  He's All That 2021

  ★½ Watched 27 Aug 2021

  one star for playing kiss me. 1/2 star for shaggy returning.

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  Penguins of Madagascar 2014

  ★★★★★ Watched 28 Sep 2021

  okay. holy fuck what a movie. watched this after an edible. i felt every emotion possible during this. my heart is warm. the wolf was somehow hot? it’s because he’s british. thought it was tom hiddleston but no it’s benedict cumberbatch. the biggest disappoint of this film. i thought once the ending credits started rolling i would tune out. but no. homeboy director threw a god damn twist. pit bull. ending credits song. why wasn’t it nominated for an oscar? whoever won in 2014, you robbed pitbull.

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