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  Rampart 2011

  ★ Watched 28 Jul 2024

  "Let's focus on the film, people"

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  Landscape with Invisible Hand 2023

  ★★★ Watched 28 Jan 2024

  Gooey coffee tables are my new standard for the Aliens as Weird Little Guys meta

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  Buddy Games: Spring Awakening 2023

  ½ Watched 17 Sep 2023

  Congratulations to 2023's Buddy Games: Spring Awakening for officially being the single worst movie I've ever seen!

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  Cougars, Inc. 2011

  ★½ Watched 24 Jan 2023

  As awful as this movie is, it's still better than how the poster makes it look. I mean what the fuck is that

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