Favorite films

Recent reviews

• 

  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025 1

  this bitch and her sauce!

• 

  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 09 Mar 2025

  if i wanted to watch a woman cry and yell and bleed once a month, i would have spent more time with my wife, you hear me fellas??🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Popular reviews

• 

  Wolves 2014

  ★★ Watched 01 Mar 2025

  abby just because you’re done with YOUR review doesn’t mean you can prevent me from thinking of MY review and distract the room with umbilical cords and cow testicles

• 

  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 01 Jan 2025

  why are vampires always ovulating

Following