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Silver Bullet 1985
I’m so late 2 this and probably way too easy to impress when it comes to werewolf movies, but i loved this so much!!!! The cozy joyful monster squad vibes of it all made me happy!! ive always kind of hated when stephen king soapboxes ab Warm Horror Over Cold Horror usually when beefing about the shining but I must say this is peak warm horror. The church nightmare scene when everyone was wolfing out was fantastic! Only complaints are…
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Control Freak 2025
Ok being so for real I liked Control Freak!!! Like yea there’s not much New here, was way too long and really felt that way in moments, and the premise is better than anything we see actually Done at least body horror wise. But I loved the creature and was generally so entranced by this!! Acting was great!! And Valerie was lowkey looking cute as fuck in those beanies. As an OCD haver this is allllllways happening to me
PS: Did hate the Friend Who’s Too Woke gag w the Crystal character
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The Monkey 2025
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
‘Annie Wilkes’ GO JUMP IN A LAKE!!!!!!!!!!
Glad to see oz perkins lightened the fuck up but christ this is not his genre. This man has the most Non Existent grasp on camp I can’t stand it, like I do believe he could make Anything boring.
Although all pretty shoddily written I found the beginning part where they were kids really charming, I liked the twins and their mum and all the funerals.
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