Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Dec 2024

  When the reviews said Gossip Girl but with old men I thought that was a joke. I was wrong.

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  The Apprentice 2024

  ★★★ Watched 18 Oct 2024 1

  What a load of cunts

Popular reviews

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  Boy Kills World 2023

  ★★½ Watched 26 Apr 2024

  There would have been nothing wrong with near 2 hours of fun bloody nonsense, and what I did get of that I found very entertaining, but they tried to go for more, failed, and left me watching whatever the fuck that turned out to be. Trying to create a serious, plot twist ending in the last 15m of a film that before that was essentially 1h35m of plotless live action cartoon violence, just leaves you with an awkward tonal shift…

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  Civil War 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 22 Apr 2024

  Did not walk in thinking i would cry or have to sit shaking on the floor in the middle of the cinema hallway after walking out. Was expecting a fun little film to fill an evening, instead got a low key harrowing experience.

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