Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Immortals 2011

  ★★½ Watched 03 Mar 2025

  Good:
  -Henry Cavill
  -Mickey Rourke actually rocks in this movie
  - Brutal “300 Style” violence that’s fun to watch
  - actually like the minimalist style of the Gods and the style of the “Titans”

  Not Good:
  -every part of this movie feels rushed
  -They took every side character (except Stephen Dorff) and made them bad lol
  -the idea of slow mo action is good, but they saw 300 do it and thought “Let’s do that time 10” and it’s very jarring.
  - very little to no rewatch value

  
  Entertaining, worth a watch once for sure.

  5.9/10

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  The Crow 2024

  ★★½ Watched 03 Mar 2025

  Not as bad as everyone says-
   Good/Cool things:
  -Sword scene is hella cool
  -Bill S. looks pretty good
  -The “Purgatory” scenes are good and the guy who I assume is The Devil is awesome in the short amount of time that he has.
  -The visual effects and overall feel of the movie feels like the original Brandon Lee movie (though that is the ONLY comparison I would make)
  -Still entertaining and isn’t a very long movie so that’s good- any…

Popular reviews

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  John Wick: Chapter 4 2023

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 29 Mar 2023

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Vampires 1998

  ★★½ Watched 21 Oct 2024

  This movie is terrible-
  And I love every terrible, over acted, James Woodsy minute of it.

  A classic of terrible vampire movies.

  A true must watch. Not joking. You have to see it once, and then you may end up like me and watching this movie 2 times a year since childhood 😂