Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Jurassic Park 1993

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  the only thing more shocking than the dino cloning was that the little kid didn’t shit his pants when the trex suplexed the jeep into the tree

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  Migration 2023

  ★★★ Watched 13 Feb 2025

  had zero expectations going into this, and honestly kinda loved it. simple plot line, but fun to watch

Popular reviews

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  Ella Enchanted 2004

  ★★★★½ Watched 09 Nov 2024

  the half point is lost for the sheer amount of jealousy i have with anne in this movie

  goddess in action 👑🪽🙂‍↕️

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Nov 2024

  sue’s sheer amount of home renovation skill was astounding…decor in the reject room was grim though