Favorite films

Recent reviews

• 

  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  I’m a simple woman; I hear a violin-heavy soundtrack and I start frothing at the mouth.

• 

  It Ends with Us 2024

  ★★ Watched 23 Feb 2025

  So many missed opportunities and so much unnecessary shit added

Popular reviews

• 

  Blue Is the Warmest Color 2013

  ★½ Added

  Yucky, pervy, and excessively sexualised. I heard someone once describe this movie as "a male fantasy that was solely created to answer the question: how do lesbians fuck?" and I couldn’t agree more. There is so much to unpack about how much of a failure this movie was; the colossal difference between nakedness and nudity, the meagre attempt at building a profound relationship between these two women, and complete ignorance of the complexity of one’s sexuality. Seriously, how the fuck…

• 

  Kinda Pregnant 2025

  ★ Watched 11 Feb 2025

  If watery diarrhoea was a movie

Following