Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  toni collette plays an evil crazy blonde woman soooo damn well i’m sure she’s a nice lady but if i ever saw her in public i would piss my pants out of sheer fear 

  hilarious and sad and hopeful and absolutely terrifying. bong joon-ho your mind is gorgeous!

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  A Real Pain 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 06 Mar 2025

  cant get over how well written this was. i feel like everyone who watches this will realise they are either a david or a benji, but it’s impossible to come out of this not feeling a million things for both characters and their relationship. ten minutes into this i wanted to strangle kieran culkin with my bare hands and by the end i wanted to cradle him like a baby (most deserved oscar win). every single line out of jesse eisenberg’s…

Popular reviews

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 19 Dec 2023

  ruby when barry keoghan laid face down on a grave and sobbed: “i would do this if my mum died”

  ruby 45 seconds later: “i would not do this. if my mother died.”

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 12 Jan 2025 1

  all they did was moan, groan, whimper, drool, vomit, bite, bleed, scream. but thats enough about elina and esther. the film was okay i guess