Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  It Ends with Us 2024

  ½ Watched 09 Feb 2025

  This is legitimate torture, who let Blake Lively dress herself?

  Jenny Slate RUN

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  Hundreds of Beavers 2022

  ★★★½ Watched 26 Dec 2024

  endlessly creative and ever-changing, it was different from what I expected and I love that. I also have a complete soft spot for all of the puppets that they created (LOVE THOSE FISH).

  This is very much a movie to have on in the background or on a projector if you're camping. just cute slapstick fun.

Popular reviews

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  Borderlands 2024

  ★½ Watched 11 Aug 2024

  this movie just sucks man. I've rewritten this review like 8 times because, much like the movie, there's a lot to say but I just don't care enough to say it.

  here's the bottom line: if you come into this thinking it will be respectful to what borderlands actually is, not just what it looks like, you'll be upset.

  if you snag a ticket expecting a mediocre action flick that wears a Guardians of the Galaxy mask, you'll be fine. enjoy your slop you little pig. oink oink. reeeeeee

  sorry, I didn't mean that. please come back.

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  George Lopez: Why You Crying? 2005

  ★★½ Rewatched 10 Aug 2024 1

  I'm watching this in preparation of seeing him live tonight in San Antonio, nothing more nothing less. I have no strong love for this man and his antics and unlike my parents before me, he does not have a grip on my lexicon and family function joke book.

  To anyone who hasn't seen this, understand that the entire point of the special is a gigantic "REMEMBER WHEN" for poor Mexican and Hispanic people. While half of it is absolutely making…