Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Godzilla × Kong: The New Empire 2024

  ★★★ Watched 07 Apr 2024

  BANANA

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  Ex Machina 2015

  ★★★★ Rewatched 27 Mar 2024

  the virgin caleb vs the chad nathan

Popular reviews

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  Glass Onion 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 29 Nov 2022

  what a delight! the matador of the glass onion really hits home—you know, layers. such timely, inciting cultural commentary.

  it’s too bad dave bautista can’t have pineapple, since it’s supposed to improve the flavor of [redacted].

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  Tonka Tough Truck Adventures: The Biggest Show on Wheels 2004

  ★★★★★ Watched 07 Feb 2022

  all globbed up in all the right places