Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Deadpool 2 2018

  ★★★ Watched 17 May 2018

  Barely been out of the theatre for an hour and already forgotten it

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  I Feel Pretty 2018

  ★½ Watched 11 May 2018

  It was like an adam sandler film and a judd apatow film had a weird mutant baby and i was the one who suffered the greatest loss in that transaction

  I went in hopeful and there was one or two laughs but it made me numb™

Popular reviews

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  Tomb Raider 2018

  ★★ Watched 15 Mar 2018

  It wasn’t a bad film, I was just bored because it was super generic BUT Alicia Vikander was really good and her performance was probably a saving grace, also tom cruise please retire bitch the only running we respect in this house is miss vikanders

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  Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice 2016

  ★★½ Watched 31 Jan 2018

  Zack Snyder is like Phil Swift from the flex seal extreme bucked demo except after doing all that damage he doesn’t have any flex seal.

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