objectively 3 stars even though i’m not necessarily an action girlie.. the kills were wayyy more fun and interesting than ive seen in some recent horror movies which was great. although i gotta say, this past year i have seen some pretty great kills.
simon was giving that one JD vance meme and i could not unsee it at times. haunting. also loved how he and sherry’s fight scene at the end felt like a video game.
oh also first…
why were there so many white people in darkest perú???
perú in the title and they didn’t give peruvian actors or writers a real shot at this at alllll ‘: maybe in production though¿ (next time hire me). que palta que no fue peruvian enough </3 soooo many missed opportunities but still such a lovable bear so i obviously can never hate this franchise :p
paddington te quiero, i hope he tried picarones with marmalade 🤔
babe wake up, new favorite robert pattinson role ever just dropped
there are a few scenes that this movie could have done without, characters too— and yes i am talking about kenneth or ylfa, and kai🤨 i understand that kenneth and ylfa are supposed to be this silly couple and while i did enjoy their characters, i think that one or the other being in control alone lowkey would have sufficed. also, sauce is overrated. kai’s character unfortunately contributed nothing other…
okay i knew this was going to be like a bad movie but it is absolutely a worthwhile watch, especially at the theatre. comedy element was not overdone or unfunny— a horror comedy done right, although some kills were like ..okay..
comedic timing is on point throughout, tho. i think osgood achieved more with this movie than l*ngl*gs if i may add 🫣
scariest thing about this movie was the amount of daddy issues. #real
it is what it is!
