We may be cut from the same cloth but I was cut with these
idk about you guys but I’M better known for the things that i do on the mattress (sleeping late, napping, going to bed early, being cozy, never getting out of bed)
I’ve heard so many people say that they’d be the best friend in movie/tv show but I came to the realization that I’d be the academic rival.
The plot keeps the best friend around for comedic relief and to make the main characters flaws seem lesser, but the rival is there to make the main characters achievements seem bigger and their intelligence seem greater.
They’re the one who challenges the main character and pushes them to succeed but when the stakes are high they lose to the main character every time. The main character could mess up a thousand times and still somehow beat their rival. They could lose their focus and still beat their rival who commits everything.
The main character manages to have a social life, friends, relationship, and the grades and they still beat the rival who doesn’t manage to have any of the things the main character does. The rival who spends their time at home on Friday night instead of going to the party with the main characters. The rival who spends all their time studying and preparing to succeed.
They could have been working towards the goal for years but the main character who decided to to go for it a month prior will win out every time. They will have sacrificed a social life for their academics and will be beat by the main character who somehow had both.
They might be president of every club on campus but only because the main character has no interest to be. The moment the main character decides they’re interested the rivals loses their status.
More likely than not they’re socially inept and struggle to form relationships, platonic or romantic. They’re defined by their intelligence and success and nothing else. They’re too much for most people, overly serious with ambition for days.
They’re successful, perhaps extremely so, but never quite as successful as the main character. If they’re salutatorian the main character is valedictorian. If they get into Cornell the main character gets into Harvard. They’re always the main character’s second best.
Squidward only ever makes artwork based off his visage, it's all very surface level and lacks any emotional depth
Squidward should start making artwork based on how Squidward feels and not how Squidward looks yknow? I feel like he's experimented plenty with self portraits, but none of them really say much about Squidward as a person yknow
got drunk last night and got really emotional over Squidward's potential and how much he holds himself back
June 15 is the anniversary of both the Night Vale and Gravity Falls pilots, as well as Vanessa Doofenshmirtz’s birthday and “give it up for day 15” day
happy birthday to the only things ever
And love händel reunion day and Linda and Lawrence’s anniversary
Hey.
The most day ever
ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨❤💋👨
I feel like everyone has one particular Pokemon they’re associated with, like it’s your Pokemon, so tell me, who is Your Pokemon? Mine is suicune
How many people’s most beloved childhood stuffed animals are actually teddy bears, like I feel like that’s a thing someone made up. Reblog this and put what your longest owned and/or favorite stuffed animal as a child was in the tags, inquiring minds want to know
if you’ve been on tumblr for a while then you are one of three types of people. you either A) have kept one main blog since the beginning that you shift to revolve around your current interests and hope your followers understand. B) you have a main blog for general stuff and then 17 specifically curated sideblogs each dedicated to a different hyperfixation you once had. or finally C) you create a new email and make a brand new main blog every time you change fandoms whilst quietly deleting your old one and acting like it never existed. personally i’m C what about you guys
one of my favorite phrases is ‘that’s a problem for future me’ because it combines two of my favorite things, mild humor and intense, panic inducing procrastination
there's something so compelling about stories where a character's virtues intensify into flaws that lead to their downfall. loyalty and love becoming so all-consuming that compassion outside of them ceases to exist. duty overwhelming any moral compass until order becomes more important than justice. selflessness so intense it becomes self-destruction. let me watch while whatever saved the hero in the beginning destroys them. let me see them fall to their own worst impulses disguised as what once made them good.