1) Emotional Ceiling Time
When Chuuya is overwhelmed, sometimes he just removes himself from the situation.
Not physically leaving—just… relocating. To the ceiling. Out of reach. It’s his version of taking a deep breath.
Dazai: “I take it things aren’t going well.”
Chuuya, sprawled upside down, whiskey glass dangling from one hand: “…What gave it away?
2) The Existential Ceiling Crisis
Sometimes, Chuuya just ends up on the ceiling and doesn’t know how or why. One second, he’s pacing. The next? He’s upside down, staring at the floor like it personally wronged him.
The worst part? It’s contagious. One time, he was ranting mid-argument, gesturing wildly, when Dazai pointed up at him and said,
“You realise you’re on the ceiling, right?”
Chuuya paused. Looked down. Looked back at Dazai.
“God fucking dammit.”
3) The Passive Aggressive Ceiling Move
Chuuya doesn’t storm out of arguments. He just removes himself from them.
Mid-fight with Dazai? He’ll cross his arms and float straight up, glaring down like a disappointed parent.