anxietyproblem:

homunculus-argument:

Hey you all know about that fungus that possesses ants to make them climb on the tip of grass blades in hopes of getting eaten by a cow, so that the fungus can continue its life cycle in the cow’s guts? Because I think that’s the kind of thing that’s wrong with cave divers.

We don’t know what’s down there. We don’t know what’s gotten into their heads that makes them so determined to physically, personally go down there to find out. But I wouldn’t entirely dismiss the possibility that whatever has gotten into them is very invested in getting eaten by whatever is down there.

words-to-accomplish-something:

haystarlight:

miaislying:

personsonable:

miaislying:

personsonable:

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

decay exists as an extant form of life

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

THE ORIGINAL?!?!!!!!!!!;!!!!!!!!???

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

marlinspirkhall:

notahorseindisguise:

midnight-revelation:

hiveswap:

notahorseindisguise:

mysticorset:

notahorseindisguise:

the “came back wrong” trope except like… they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like “oh no… what have i done…. shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!” and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like “oh shes soooo weird” but shes just normal

Peer reviewed tags from @somanyofthekids

NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP

While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive

alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife

im going INSANE thats MY POST.

It’s your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.

televisionenjoyer:

“if tumblr dies you can find me on bluesky” “if tumblr dies you can find me on Instagram” if tumblr dies you cannot find me. It’s over. I’m free.

the-caffeinated-pigeon:

australian-frog-cakes:

the-entire-furry-fandom:

ww-swagabond:

meta18:

osoru:

slowly approaching bear

the bears will be in eventually

Bear will arrive sooner than thought.

BEAR IS APPROACHING AT ALARMING SPEEDS

BEAR IS GO FAST LOSING TRACK OF BEAR

BEAR HAS REACHED MACH ONE

WE HAVE LOST VISUAL ON BEAR

He nyooms

apolloendymion:

apolloendymion:

apolloendymion:

since mrs, ms, and mr are all descended from the latin word magister, i propose the gender neutral version should be mg, short for “mage”

some people think this is a shitpost so i want to clarify that i am dead fucking serious. make mage the official gender neutral honorific NOW. i want it on my passport. i want it on my bank account. i want doctors and judges to use it for me. i don’t care if it sounds a little silly. people thought “missus” sounded crass at first. call me mg.

benefits of mg:

• easy to pronounce, even for children (though kids 4 & younger may pronounce it more like “mayd” or “maygh”)
• ONE SYLLABLE!!! (“individual” is too goddamn LONG.) you have to be able to say it quickly and casually
• ends in a soft consonant sound, so it’ll flow right into the next word (“ind” halts the whole sentence)
• fits neatly into the existing structure as a relative of master/mistress that can be abbreviated down to an m and one other letter
• distinct enough that it can’t be mistaken for either gendered term (if you call me mix I’ll kill you. it sounds like miss with extra steps)
• wizard.

drawbacks:

• there aren’t any
• yes, i know about milligrams and magnesium. i don’t give a shit. ms can also mean microsoft. who cares.

vicholas:

vicholas:

when you are most definitely not evil

The last one is genuinely insightful on how denialist claims tend to resemble each other. “Oh, Armenians weren’t targeted because they were Armenians, they were targeted because they wanted independence from the Ottoman Empire (because they had been historically oppressed by Turkish people). You can’t say they were targeted for being Armenian”. Now what does that remind you?

angfdz:

deadas:

can’t wait to get home n dive pussy first on to my bed

ifellbecausegravity:

rbvcdeluxe:

there are only two genders btw. people who are alive and people who are fucking dead

ALT