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Hi my name is crows and I am attempting to collect my top sentences of all time. I tend to hoard posts in my likes, and have every intention of actually posting them someday lol. He/they pronouns please.

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7te-deactivated20200912:

i can’t find the post but send me a 🐄 and i’ll reply with a random picture i have saved

taldigi whispered:

Oh gosh, if you're taking questions I have like, a bajillion. The neopets "style" has been pretty loose over the years but... What sort of guidelines did you have to follow? Were there any hard "no"s? Was there a style guide or bible? In terms of design, what were you most proud of? Anything that was rejected that was disappointing to not see come to fruition?? Pardon my excitement!

shoomlah:

From my recollection there was no official style guide, which I’m sure is pretty apparent from the art on the site—we’d run things by our art director Anthony/Tigercatcher for feedback, or by Adam or Donna to get their stamp of approval, but otherwise it was relatively lawless. It is fun to be able to look back at the old art and immediately tell who drew it, though!

A couple memorable anecdotes:

  • There was this brief phase in the early years where we had anthropomorphized neopets, but we hadn’t really standardized how we drew them. They eventually got fingers and fully rendered eyes BUT I do love this transitional period where I just drew a bunch of sexy aishas with nub hands and dot eyes:
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  • At one point there was a moratorium on giving the anthropomorphic characters helix piercings. It had become a kneejerk instinct to just toss a couple hoops onto a character’s ear as you were designing them and it got: wildly out of hand
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  • the worst notes were the ones we’d get on the Neopets Magazine covers, hands down. We could have so much fun with the on-site art, but anything public-facing like merch and the magazine were under way more levels of impenetrable scrutiny. The feedback was always to make the smiles BIGGER and B I G G E R
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bayesic-bitch:

bayesic-bitch:

bayesic-bitch:

Currently doing an Insomniac’s Gambit. For those of you who don’t know, this is when you mess up your sleep schedule badly enough that you attempt to fix it by skipping an entire night of sleep then going to bed at a reasonable hour the next day. Crucially, it does not work

“yeah dude I’m gonna sleep in 20 minutes” – the most “will stay up another 4 hours” guy you’ve ever met

Okay but get this – they’ll *never* expect the rare Double Insomniac’s Gambit

gondorrevealparty:

stop getting boners with the loners and start taking estie with the besties

filed under >> do this

transmechanicus:

Blood test results are back. 0’s across the board, dry as a bone under the hood, they’re not sure what they’ve got in those vials but it recoils from light and lunges towards living tissue, which is all normal for girls these days.

powerburial:

your mom so stupid she won a oscar for best stupid