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Posted on Thursday, April 03, 2025 with 747346 Notes

isabellaphant:

tophatfloof:

rosalui:

karnsway:

memecucker:

do people actually read books while in the bathtub

how do you not get everything wet

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why is this making me laugh so fucking hard

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THANK YOU FOR ADDING A VISUAL OMG

#2016… #classic
Posted on Thursday, April 03, 2025 with 8878 Notes

easysweetheart:

telling your online friends “wait there i’m coming” is funny regardless of the distance that you are from them. if they’re within driving distance it has the humor of being a real possibility and if they’re overseas it’s funny because how are you getting there. especially if it’s a limited time event. one of my personal favorites is saying i’m walking in their general direction

Posted on Thursday, April 03, 2025 with 3470 Notes

montereybayaquarium:

Join us in celebrating Women’s History Month with Ellen, our senior aquarist who does incredible work with sunflower stars at the Aquarium! 🌟

These once-abundant predators played a key role in keeping Monterey Bay kelp forests healthy, but Sea Star Wasting Disease brought them to the brink of extinction. 

We’re partnering with amazing organizations like the California Academy of Sciences, Aquarium of the Pacific, Birch Aquarium at Scripps, San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance, and the Sunflower Sea Star Lab to bring them back. 

Learn more about our efforts and how we’re growing sunflower stars from tiny babies to giant sea stars!

#cute #animals #video
Posted on Thursday, April 03, 2025 with 23448 Notes
Posted on Thursday, April 03, 2025 with 3976 Notes
#cute #animals #video
Posted on Thursday, April 03, 2025 with 2297 Notes

marxism-transgenderism:

marxism-transgenderism:

Cannot emphasize this enough, do not sign for a loan with someone you’re dating. That shit is already used for so much abuse within marriages but to be financially attached to someone you’re not even married to will cause you nothing but problems. Don’t do it

Dont co sign for that car your boyfriend of one year wants. Do not take out a joint loan with that person who only just moved on with. And for the love of God do not sign for a mortgage with someone you would not legally attach yourself to in the eyes of the state. That person now can wreck your credit and has unbelievable control over your ability to get loans and housing going forward. Don’t fucking do it

Posted on Thursday, April 03, 2025 with 3968 Notes

oztheterrific:

oztheterrific:

bugtesting

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he’s trying so hard and he doesn’t even know numbers

Posted on Thursday, April 03, 2025 with 53921 Notes

vamprisms:

vamprisms:

no i don’t want you to redirect me to your app i want to look at recipe

i am not going to a secondary location with you one of us dies here

Posted on Thursday, April 03, 2025 with 19404 Notes

mysterious-pirate-rat:

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Mmmmmmm macaromi and chees

#cute #cats
Posted on Thursday, April 03, 2025 with 90969 Notes

belovedgoofball:

whatagrump:

why the hell did they write it this way

Do not ask for whom the pussy willow pops. It pops for thee

#that’s pussy babe
Posted on Thursday, April 03, 2025 with 16102 Notes

fanzines:

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Transfem DIY HRT’ and ’Transmasc DIY HRT’ are a pair of zines aimed at teaching transgender people how to safely self-administer DIY Hormone Replacement Therapy (HRT).

Both zines are 100% free to download here from Little Mouse (who also made the zine). Print, share and distribute to those who need it!

The information contained in this zine is collated from, and openly available from, DIYHRT.info.

Posted on Thursday, April 03, 2025 with 1623 Notes

blanchebees:

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Damsel handling the need - p. 1

Full here

Tip jar

#art #inspo #smut inspo
Posted on Thursday, April 03, 2025 with 11913 Notes

blanchebees:

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Damsel in need…

p.2

Tip jar

#art #inspo #smut inspo
Posted on Thursday, April 03, 2025 with 11120 Notes

margobarko:

Snufkin doing whatever the fuck he does during the winter

#the sound in this video is. something #video #I have so many questions
Posted on Thursday, April 03, 2025 with 12331 Notes

catboybiologist:

bingle-official:

catboybiologist:

chibanova:

To everyone considering paying 5 billion dollars per year to play gamecube games on switch

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Take my hand. I can show you a better way

It works on ubuntu btw

Not to be a shit but that sounds like “poob has it for you”

The difference is that everything mentioned in this post is free

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