hate the new update
sad wet cat
listen. look at me. you may be pathetic wreck of a man with terrible posture, eye bags like suitcases, and a penchant for stepping in puddles. you may be divorced, widowed, unemployed, or all three! but the tumblr girlies ADORE you. every time you let out a long-suffering sigh, they cheer and clap, do you understand me?? you are so so loved.
@teddybeartoji :3c
😁😁😁😁😁
ty for the tag <33
💀 bye I got the worst possible outcome 😭😭😭
daddy dom alpha top
congratulations. your entire personality is being tall, dominant, and horny absolutely all of the time. the fanart of you ranges from unrealistically flattering to downright horrifying :)
npt: @gojao @madamechrissy @joemama-2 @for-ests @chososcutie and anyone else who would like to join <3
ty for the tag @gojosoups 😘
my results:
sad wet cat 😭😭😭
listen. look at me. you may be pathetic wreck of a man with terrible posture, eye bags like suitcases, and a penchant for stepping in puddles. you may be divorced, widowed, unemployed, or all three! but the tumblr girlies ADORE you. every time you let out a long-suffering sigh, they cheer and clap, do you understand me?? you are so so loved.
i have a love hate relationship with this outcome 😃😃
npt: anyone!!!! :ppp
tortured poet.
-> you're so not like the other girls. you're so deep and brooding. and also sarcastic. and completely insufferable but in a hot way. because you're hot. not that you care about that. you're not smoking because you think it looks cool. you're smoking because we're all slowly dying anyway, so what does it matter? (if anyone happens to notice how sharp it makes your jawline look, that's on them).
thanks for the tag, this was cute <33
npt: @gumiiiiezzzz, @stxrysnow, @f4iryfxies, @cuntyji, @loveyislost, any other mutuals + or people that want to play :3
heh 😄 loving angels edgy ahh tortured poet trope💔
bark 🗣️🦮i guess ion know fam!!!
NPT!!!! @beepbopzlorp @mia-can-yap-too @girlyuuta @suguruslovedoll @chososcamgirl @ninedown @nappingnai @livteracts @lizbix + any other moootieeee <33
AHAJAKAHSBB????
NPT ANYEONE!!!
One prayer more will I make you, if you will grant it; let not my bones be laid apart from yours, Achilles, but with them; even as we were brought up together in your own home
- The Iliad XXIII tr. S. Butler
kills myself so hard
