Almost halfway and the 'no' camp is slightly in the lead, which does raise the question of what I'm now going to do with all these tactical nukes I bought
ALTWE'LL DO IT ANYWAY!!! Donate here to support our efforts to BLOW UP THE MOON!!!!
Poll wasn't a supermajority so say goodbye to the stupid freeloading moon
What were the results of the Electoral College? I have a feeling “yes” actually won anyways.
*Frantically tearing through transcripts, desperately blacking out text with a marker* Nixon can't say this, NIXON CAN'T SAY THIS!!!!
But Nixon did say it.
Nixon said many things.
Nixon must answer for his sins!
WHOOOAAAA THAT WAS JUST LOCKER ROOM TALK, BRUV! WE ALL SAY FUCKED UP SHIT WHEN WE'RE TALKING TO JUST OUR BROS, RIGHT, BABE?
I think both Richard Nixon and Bad Boy Nixon need to go to superhell. @lucifer-official
He's going to the new section of Hell I call "Florida 2".
Is Florida 2 more or less transphobic than Florida 1? I feel that I must also answer for the crimes of Richard Nixon - but the idea of Florida 2 strikes fear into my heart.
The transphobes have their own private area. As for you, that really depends. What sins have you committed? It is ill-advised to lie.
It doesn’t feel like it was me who committed Richard Nixon’s worst sins. But still - the screams of the innocent haunt me. I feel that I bear some responsibility. Perhaps there was something I could have done to stop the slaughter. Surely cosmic justice demands my damnation.
Anonymous asked:
Milton, I've been reading your posts, and I hate to see an American War Hero be so hard on himself. If there's anything I, President Richard Milhous Nixon, can do for you, please don't hesitate to reach out.
lifedoesntdiscriminate answered:
thx president nixon. idk anything about what you did as president but im sure you were cool
Thank you, Milton, and thank you for your service! 🇺🇸🦅
I have a recurring dream where I watch myself swim further and further out into an empty ocean at night until I disappear
Don’t worry, that’s normal, I have dreams like that all the time.
Anonymous asked:
*offers you a hug because all the nixons seem to be going through it right now
don worryy nixon hadda happy juice alll goodd isss tge Click babyyy evar s tre the play Cat ob a Hot Tin Roof by Tennesee Williams
Anonymous asked:
Milton, I've been reading your posts, and I hate to see an American War Hero be so hard on himself. If there's anything I, President Richard Milhous Nixon, can do for you, please don't hesitate to reach out.
lifedoesntdiscriminate answered:
thx president nixon. idk anything about what you did as president but im sure you were cool
Thank you, Milton, and thank you for your service! 🇺🇸🦅
Almost halfway and the 'no' camp is slightly in the lead, which does raise the question of what I'm now going to do with all these tactical nukes I bought
I have a few ideas… 😏😏😏
WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA MAMA WHO BORE ME
MAMA WHO GAVE ME
NO WAY TO HANDLE THINGS
WHO MADE ME SO SAD
MAMA, THE WEEPING
MAMA, THE ANGELS
NO SLEEP IN HEAVEN NO SLEEP NO SLEEP NO SLEEP MAMA WEEPS MAMA WEEPS IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT ALL YOUR FAULT ALL MY FAULT ALL MY FAULT ALL MY FAULT ALL MY FAULT
Was humanity a fucking mistake?
Yes.
NO. <3
OF COURSE HUMANITY WAS NOT A MISTAKE!
Humanity was a deliberate creation of Our Heavenly Father, the big G-O-D!
Humanity was the creation of shitty ass fucking darwinian evolution that sucks balls. Get STEMed, fool.
GET THEE BEHIND ME, SATAN!! YOU CANNOT FOOL ME WITH YOUR CHICANERY!!!!
Was humanity a fucking mistake?
Yes.
NO. <3
OF COURSE HUMANITY WAS NOT A MISTAKE!
Humanity was a deliberate creation of Our Heavenly Father, the big G-O-D!