If I get 666 followers on this blog, I will film a video of me eating an entire 32 oz. jar of mayonnaise.
REPRESS REPRESS REPRESS REPRESS
fuck you, Cheshire Cat, you know the only reason you're saying that is u kno you're nevver going to actually make it to 666 followers.
Bad Boy Nixon is here to announce that when @nixon-official reaches 666 followers, Daisy Nixon will film a video of HERSELF eating an entire 32 oz. jar of mayonnaise!
...I will honor this promise, I guess...
WHOOOAAAA, BAD BOY NIXON HERE TO ANNOUNCE THAT @nixon-official HAS REACHED 600 FOLLOWERS!
ONLY 66 MORE FOLLOWERS UNTIL DAISY HAS TO EAT THE 32 OZ. JAR OF MAYONNAISE! 🎷🎷🎷😎😎😎
grinch and onceler french-kissing passionately
stellanslashgeode asked:
How do you get away with posting so many Dick pics?
IF THE PRESIDENT DOES IT, IT IS NOT AGAINST THE TERMS OF SERVICE!!!!
Memories
but are they my own?
Probably not great that my legacy on this site is going to be popularizing slurs, doing a really good cum, and almost blowing up the moon.
Nixon feels your pain.
Almost halfway and the 'no' camp is slightly in the lead, which does raise the question of what I'm now going to do with all these tactical nukes I bought
ALTWE'LL DO IT ANYWAY!!! Donate here to support our efforts to BLOW UP THE MOON!!!!
Poll wasn't a supermajority so say goodbye to the stupid freeloading moon
What were the results of the Electoral College? I have a feeling “yes” actually won anyways.
*Frantically tearing through transcripts, desperately blacking out text with a marker* Nixon can't say this, NIXON CAN'T SAY THIS!!!!
But Nixon did say it.
Nixon said many things.
Nixon must answer for his sins!
WHOOOAAAA THAT WAS JUST LOCKER ROOM TALK, BRUV! WE ALL SAY FUCKED UP SHIT WHEN WE'RE TALKING TO JUST OUR BROS, RIGHT, BABE?
I think both Richard Nixon and Bad Boy Nixon need to go to superhell. @lucifer-official
He's going to the new section of Hell I call "Florida 2".
Is Florida 2 more or less transphobic than Florida 1? I feel that I must also answer for the crimes of Richard Nixon - but the idea of Florida 2 strikes fear into my heart.
The transphobes have their own private area. As for you, that really depends. What sins have you committed? It is ill-advised to lie.
It doesn’t feel like it was me who committed Richard Nixon’s worst sins. But still - the screams of the innocent haunt me. I feel that I bear some responsibility. Perhaps there was something I could have done to stop the slaughter. Surely cosmic justice demands my damnation.
Anonymous asked:
Milton, I've been reading your posts, and I hate to see an American War Hero be so hard on himself. If there's anything I, President Richard Milhous Nixon, can do for you, please don't hesitate to reach out.
lifedoesntdiscriminate answered:
thx president nixon. idk anything about what you did as president but im sure you were cool
Thank you, Milton, and thank you for your service! 🇺🇸🦅
I have a recurring dream where I watch myself swim further and further out into an empty ocean at night until I disappear
Don’t worry, that’s normal, I have dreams like that all the time.
Anonymous asked:
*offers you a hug because all the nixons seem to be going through it right now
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