Hello tumblr please answer this very innocent poll that will not come back to haunt anyone at all.

Would you save a drowning puppy?

I’m

The youth are lost

Not in a million years would I have ever thought of this

CAN'T BELIVE THIS GOT A SEQUAL but the second tweet was SPOT ON

edit: the last option is a results button not an option to choose to not be mentally ill anymore

oh boy i sure do love having tons of trinkets

the nefarious dust particle:

Thinking about a forever teen Danny interacting with the batfam.. again lmao

[Pt 2 here]

The first time Danny interacted with a Bat was when he was squatting in what he assumed was an abandoned apartment in crime alley. Spoiler alert; it wasn't abandoned! It was, in fact, Red Hood's safe house.

Danny had been napping on the "surprisingly nice" bed, (The bed being so nice should have tipped him off, but he was so tired, damnit.) when Red Hood enters the room, startling Danny awake. They stare at each other for a minute, since neither expected to see another person there. Danny breaks the moment by diving off the bed, snatching up his backpack, and launching himself out the window he had crawled in from. Danny ignores the cussing and calling for him to wait.

Expression is sacred, and imagination is not illegal, but when your imagination is not from the soul, and expressed with stolen talents, then you don't deserve protection, but only punishment.

A MARTYR?????

GIRL WHAT RIGHTEOUS CAUSE DO YOU DIE FOR

i looked into this a bit more and studio ghibli didnt even send him a cease and desist. he faked the letter. hes pretending at being a martyr because.... if i were to guess, business is slow lol. what a loser

"developing country" is not a great term but if people insist on using it i demand we also use "undeveloping country." for example I'm from the u.s. and my country is currently in a state of undevelopment

Do! Do what?

'Danny, what are you doing this weekend?'

'Tim.'

Jaws on the floor, mouths mimicking gold fishes. Tim.. red like a tomato, his soul ready to leave the mortal plane.

Danny feeling like Bruce is gonna pull something. ' Alfred, Bruce will not let me into the manor for at least a week, so I can't fix the kitchen or the left-wing.'

'Master Bruce, whatever were you thinking with Master Danny's answer it is not the reality. Do apologize. We all want to eat in this house, do we not? Or left wing to be fixed and ready to be used. Master Danny can do it faster and better.' Alfred raises his eyebrow telling Bruce to try to disagree with him.

Bruces mumbles an apologize. Others snicker while eating their cakes.

'Now Master Danny, mind explaining the sentence, do Tim?'

Danny stops eating and looks at Alfred. ' Well yeah, I am going to do Tim. I need to update his everything. From weapons to suits. My rogues are friendlier and calmer these days. Also, they like Tim more than me.' Points at Tim with his thumb while saying that. Tim just blinks at him. His blush thankfully calmed down.

'The problem is ghosts communicate with vibrations, feelings, and fighting. For them, roughhousing is murder to humans. I don't wanna take any chances. I will end them sooner than let Tim get hurt.'

Tim blushes a soft pink and looks at Danny with hearts in his eyes. Other's don't know if they should aww or gag at them both. Bruce looks like he is gonna have an aneurysm. Alfred looks proudly at Danny.

Danny looks around the table. 'Did I say something wrong, Sam always says I am not good at wording or explaining things.'

Tim: 'Just eat your cake, Babe.' While stroking Danny's back with a happy smile.

Danny continues eating his cake, like he didn't just drop an F-bomb and leave on his merry way while eating said cake.

when Duke needs backup in a fight he uses his powers to blast bat-signal-esque signs into the sky to call for whatever sibling is best suited for the job. each sibling hates their calling sign, and even worse, they actually have to respond to it because Duke only uses them when he’s like three minutes away from dying so they literally have no choice, like if their symbol shows up they have to fucking BOLT over there regardless of the indignance or Duke will not make it

Jason: the middle finger emoji

Damian: a somehow detailed image of the Boss Baby

Dick: just the word ‘slut’ in bubble letters

Tim: the red robin restaurant logo, complete with ‘gourmet burgers and brews!’ underneath

Steph: a taco, in reference to a time when she was drunk one night and Tim got on video her chasing down a moving taco truck insistently only to face plant into the side of it when the driver finally stopped to let her buy one

Cass: her regular symbol, because shes the only one he respects completely and it drives the others insane to have one sibling un-harassed

Bruce doesn’t have one because he refuses to call for Bruce. Alfred has one, a shotgun, although it’s never been used, and it pisses Bruce off to no end.

It has arrived!

I was gonna scroll right past this but it suddenly resonated with me

[ID: A two-panel comic. The first panel depicts a grassy hill scattered with daisies on a bright sunny day with the caption, “It’s Springtime!” The second panel, captioned “Here it comes!” is identical to the first panel except for the addition of a small metal spring slinking its way over the hill. /end ID]

Cinematic excellence! I love the launch off the porch.

@soclonely behold

Op, check out Adult Children of Alcoholics and Dysfunctional Parents. Reparenting yourself is what it's all about.

can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??

a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.

no come back ma’am

*under my breath* underwater girlfriend

underwater wife

Underwater love of my underwater life

There are benefits to being a marine biologist

underwater girlfriend underwater wife underwater love of my underwater life underwater benefits to underwater studies turning underwater sharks into underwater buddies underwater lovers are the partly sharky sirens seen if you’ve achieved degrees in underwater science

… couldn’t help it….

@shark-tranny

aaaaaaah why can’t this be me

Like a half hour after taking pain relief meds: oh actually it doesnt hurt anymore i probably didnt even need to take those