I just love the amount of curse words we have in this fuckass language known as finnish, so i’ve taken it upon myself to translate the more common ones for fun

Perkele- the iconic one lol. There’s no direct counterpart in english, but i’d translate it to “fucking hell” for example

Vittu- fuck, also means female genitalia

Helvetti- hell, tho could also be translated as fuck

Saatana- direct translation is satan, but i’d also translate this to fucking hell

Hitto, hemmetti, helkkari- damn, damn it

Paska- shit

Ämmä- bitch

Jumalauta- a shortened form of “jumala auta” meaning “god help”. It’d be goddamn, but i also prefer to translate it to god fucking dammit when stronger impact is needed

Aa you can see, there’s so many lovely options to choose from when you just wanna god fucking dammit fucking hell fuck bitch fuck shit shit shit shit fucking fuck

There are two sides to me;

“Why use many words when few work?”

And

“I absolutely cannot operate by using mere simple words and short elementary sentences, as i happen to thoroughly enjoy writing long and overly convoluted prose, and having a vast and complex vocabulary at my fingertips at all times.”

Today i got one of those notifications from pinterest that say “you have good taste” and it was literally just a picture of kathryn hahn and i just about died laughing

Listen, i really wanna continue mrs fletcher but there’s only so many raunchy scenes my aroace ass can handle at once

I felt very compelled to post this

Tumblr will appreciate it

Shit i do with my calc instead of counting

I have turned her into a battle cat

Also did coding for the first time ever. Fucked around with it lol

Hello. I have a very real and serious question for dick owners. What the hell do you do with it when you have to take a shit? Does it rest on the rim of the toilet? Does it go inside the thing? Do you sling it over your shoulder???? WHAT DO YOU DO WITH IT???????