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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

RE: Being Plural

I saw an answered ask about how to treat systems and wanted to head any shit off so, while we are happy to answer questions as spoons allow, please read this carrd (especially the “common courtesy” part) before asking.

Tags to Know

All these tags but the first two are on this post for ease of navigation (Tumblr search my detested), but it is the only post they are on to which they do not apply. More of my common or important tags will be added to this list as I think of them.

  • #citrus warning - all mature content, whether flagged or not
  • #no bones allowed - gore and blood
  • #/incoherent noises/ - original posts and reblogs I’ve added onto
  • #asked and answered - answered asks
  • #ask game - send any one of these at any time, just include a link to the post if it’s been longer than a day or two
  • #fandom critical - me bitching about what I don’t like about characters, canon, or fandom (usually fandom)
  • #not to be indigenous on main - me being indigenous on main
  • #my writing - snippets of, asks or games about, and ao3 links to my fic or WIPs
  • #landback au - my star wars landback au
  • #nickels’ penny - my call of duty nikprice child oc and associated poll(s)
  • #the bastard children of bones riley - my call of duty au where ghost has over two dozen half siblings he never knew about
  • #lt lennie lynch - one of my cod ocs, arguably my favorite 😅
  • #river garden au - jiang yuan au for mdzs/cql
  • #xiong chunjian - main oc for mdzs/cql, basically an isekai’d self-insert
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sweepingboy

Anonymous asked:

we need more embarrassed mu qing!! please!! I've been going feral over the concept ever since he was described to have a very difficult to hide blush

sweepingboy answered:

OH HE IS and feng xin takes advantage of it,

he loves taking mu qing’s face in his hands and covering it with firm quick kisses until he gets absolutely red and flustered and can’t form a single sentence. he treats him the way you treat a cat - it’s just minding it’s business and here you are petting it aggressively trying to communicate the love you have for that creature.


feng xin finds his blush endearing - you can’t trust mu qing’s words, can’t even trust his actions but his flushed cheeks? red tips of his ears? hell yeah.

murasaki-cha
murasaki-cha

The Xianle quartet in the begining of TGCF is literally so funny to me as a concept.

Because it's literally these 3 guys who have disguised themselves from this 1 guy to go hang out with him. 2 of them know who each other is and also immediately recognised who the third guy is but don't have any proof to back it up. And the third guy also knows exactly who they are but he doesn't care and doesn't even wanna interact with them because he got beef with them.

Meanwhile the 1 guy they are disguising themselves from actually recognised them on sight because they absolutely suck at disguising themselves, but they're trying so hard and he doesn't want them to feel bad and they're also hanging out now so that's fun, he doesn't wanna ruin that.

atohii
spiderbitesandvampirevenom

ok since jk Rowling has picked a new woman of color to harass i feel the need to remind everyone that she's not doing anything strange or like. out of the ordinary. and that women of color (both cis and trans) have always had to fight to be acknowledged as real women in white society. like yes she is being transmisogynistic but she is also continuing a very long lasting racist & white supremacist tradition of denying women of color our womanhood.

dragonladyzarz
un-monstre

I understand that museums have to be dark because light can destroy fragile artifacts. That said, I’m always afraid to walk around the blind corners because what if there is a skeleton

un-monstre

Okay yes sometimes there’s a skeleton, I understand how museums work. But I mean what if it gets me

moniquill

Fact: you can absolutely kick a skeleton's ass. You are a skeleton wearing biological power armor. Skeletons of adult humans typically weigh less than 30 pounds. You are in a superior weight class by orders of magnitude.

roach-works

i wish someone had told me that when i was a kid and terrified of having to fight a skeleton