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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

RE: Being Plural

I saw an answered ask about how to treat systems and wanted to head any shit off so, while we are happy to answer questions as spoons allow, please read this carrd (especially the “common courtesy” part) before asking.

Tags to Know

All these tags but the first two are on this post for ease of navigation (Tumblr search my detested), but it is the only post they are on to which they do not apply. More of my common or important tags will be added to this list as I think of them.

  • #citrus warning - all mature content, whether flagged or not
  • #no bones allowed - gore and blood
  • #/incoherent noises/ - original posts and reblogs I’ve added onto
  • #asked and answered - answered asks
  • #ask game - send any one of these at any time, just include a link to the post if it’s been longer than a day or two
  • #fandom critical - me bitching about what I don’t like about characters, canon, or fandom (usually fandom)
  • #not to be indigenous on main - me being indigenous on main
  • #my writing - snippets of, asks or games about, and ao3 links to my fic or WIPs
  • #landback au - my star wars landback au
  • #nickels’ penny - my call of duty nikprice child oc and associated poll(s)
  • #the bastard children of bones riley - my call of duty au where ghost has over two dozen half siblings he never knew about
  • #lt lennie lynch - one of my cod ocs, arguably my favorite 😅
  • #river garden au - jiang yuan au for mdzs/cql
  • #xiong chunjian - main oc for mdzs/cql, basically an isekai’d self-insert
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sarah-yyy
guapet

so my brother was telling me about this human resources certification he attended a while ago. in a panel, the panelist asked a bunch of people in attendance, “who here knows if an applicant for a job is right for it in under 60 seconds?”

hands shot up around the room, people smug about their ability to “weed out the riff-raff” when it came to hiring for their fortune 500.

“you should all be fired and probably in jail,” they said, waiting for the whole room to get uncomfortable, then continued, “because the only things you can really learn about a human being in under 60 seconds are all things that are fueled by prejudices and biases covered by american law. so now, i will teach you how to stop being racist, sexist, judgmental assholes and hire people that will better your company of employ.”

sourcedumal

I need this to be force taught at all companies

finerafin
elbiotipo

I believe everything should be offline, I believe that every time something that is not your internet browser (and I'm being generous here) should have a big red alert that says THIS PIECE OF SHIT PROGRAM NEEDS TO CONNECT TO THE INTERNET AND REQUESTS YOUR CONSENT TO DO THIS SPECIFIC THING, and you had to touch a big red button and it would disconnect as soon as you close it.

elbiotipo

"oh you can't edit this document on your device :) you need to save it to the Google Panopticon first :)" "Adobe needs to update on the background sorry we'll just steal your RAM for a bit :) you don't need to notice don't open the task manager your so sexy ahaha" "Windows needs to be online to send everything you do... somewhere"

IN MY TIME Microsoft Word had to ask permission to even put an hyperlink, let alone fucking update in the background. Videogames had to BEG to connect to a LAN network, now Gabe Newell gives any dev the power to install whatever the fuck in my hard drive.

Computers used to know RESPECT, now they're all assholes who want access to your contact list.

a-krogan-skald-and-bearsark

My laptop installed Copilot without telling me. Apparently it was part of the latest windows update.

It's uninstalled now, but there's a word we used to use for programs that secretly installed themselves on your machine.

Malware.