I think we should bring back 1980s style Horrible Little Man animated mascots, but this time extend them to products beyond food.

RPG Maker horror game where at first you think it's doing the "menu/UI sound effects are moist-sounding for no particular reason" thing that so many games of the type do, but later you end up temporarily switching characters at various times and it gradually becomes apparent that nobody else's menu FX are moist. Just yours.

All those jokes about Tumblr being the social media platform of last resort every time another big player shits the bed are gonna stop being funny real fast if we end up getting a big influx of ex-4channers.

advice i think we should tell children is that when adults say stuff like ‘now that i’m an adult i get really excited about stuff like coffee tables and bathrooms and rugs etc’ they don’t mean ‘and now i don’t care about blorbo and squimbus from my childhood tv shows anymore’ bc your average adult still loves all the same pop culture stuff they always did; they just have a greater appreciation for the mundane as well. growing up just means you can enjoy life twice as much now. you can get really excited about a new stuffed animal AND about a new kitchen sponge. peace and love

some of you need to realize that your faves would be having unsafe bdsm sex because they don’t actually know what bdsm sex is, they just want to fuck and also kill each other. you must understand this.

See, the interesting thing to me about the 4chan leak isn't that a significant number of 4chan moderators were apparently US federal agents using their .gov email addresses as their logins – let's be real, a lot of us kind of suspected! – but that a significant number of 4chan moderators were apparently US federal agents using their .gov email addresses as their logins and that 4chan's user database was storing passwords in cleartext.

Given how frequently folks re-use passwords across multiple platforms, this means there's a reasonable chance that every random asshole on the Internet briefly had access to a bunch of FBI agents' inboxes.

There's no guarantee anybody was quick enough on the uptake to capitalise on this, of course, but I'm going to be keeping an eye out!