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Round 1: The Quarterquarterquartersemifinals

Which blog deserves to go to the next round the most?

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writing-prompt-s scrapes their shit from /r/writingprompts on Reddit, and worse, they were spreading lies that Palestinians trying to get donations to survive and flee a genocide were scambots.

I am personally asking you to vote for memes-to-show-to-the-past, because they haven’t done either of those things to my knowledge.

normally i wouldn't interfere these polls like this but i cannot abide by a blog with a past that rancid getting any positive attention if i can help it
handageddon giragirameganedan
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i never understood why that person said like “bro has sex scheduled on thursday” like its in any way strange or humorous to have planned out ahead of time that you’re going to go see a sexual partner. like yeah that guy probably has sex scheduled thursday, certain populations may at times refer to this as a “Date”

handageddon

Maybe it’s not that it’s scheduled, but that Thursday is unsexy somehow? Any of my followers have sex that can answer this?

sigmaleph

Today, in honour of the death of Pope Francis, I would like to recall his tireless struggle to make my life worse.

Both the same-sex marriage and gender identity laws in Argentina passed while he was Archbishop of Buenos Aires, which is to say the most prominent religious figure in the country, and he fiercely opposed them (famously calling the former a plot by the devil to destroy God’s plan).

As a transgender lesbian in Argentina, having legally changed my name and gender and being married to my wife, things that have made my life enormously better and would not have been possible if he’d had his way, I can only say this: fuck you, you piece of shit. We won, you lost.

The next pope will probably also be a terrible person, because that’s a requirement for the job of head of the Catholic Church. May it fade into irrelevance in my lifetime.

that-one-raccoon

Anonymous asked:

Are there plans for the other TOH characters to show up in the PMMM AU? Would any of the Hexsquad be magical girls as well?

Oh, for sure!! While I don’t have solid concepts for the rest of the group, but I do want to include them in the AU, especially Eda.

I’ve been playing around with different designs and storylines for the rest of the group, but nothing solid enough to share yet.

I will say that a few of the Hexsquad’s powers will be similar to that of their canon counterparts, but others may have some variations.

ask ask answered the owl house toh pmmm x toh magical girl au magical girl luz magical girl luz au toh x pmmm
raccoonmilf raccoonmilf
raccoonmilf

Shoutout to my dad who accidentally moved into an up and coming black lgbt neighborhood and was very disappointed to learn that all of his “new friends” weren’t actually interested in how to use iNaturalist or where he saw coyotes on his walks 😔🙏🏻

raccoonmilf

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You misunderstand. My father has accidentally been on multiple dates now with multiple guys he was hoping wanted to be friends 😅

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Oh bless him

handageddon lhinelle
cheeseanonioncrisps

Honestly bizarre that tomatoes get all the flack for “not being a vegetable” because they're technically a fruit when:

A) There are a ton of fruits that get categorised as vegetables. Like this also applies to pumpkins, squashes and cucumbers.

B) The fucking mushrooms are standing there at the back of the crowd in this witch trial, trying to look inconspicuous because they somehow got into the vegetable club with no fucking controversy despite the fact that they're not even plants.

mortimermcmirestinks

"technically tomatoes are fruits--" THAT MUSHROOM OVER THERE IS MORE CLOSELY RELATED TO A FUCKING SHIH TZU THAN IT IS TO LITERALLY ANY PLANT

teaboot

Three mushrooms in trench coats cornering OP in a dark alley. One holds a length of chain- another cracks its knuckles. The third, tallest mushroom places á hand on OP’s cringing shoulder and says, “youse be maybe wanting to keep ya voice down, pal.” This is drawn in black pen on lines notepaper with shadows over it for dramatic effect.ALT

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