ok so. here’s all you need to know about me:
my name’s nautalie. i’m a pretty normal inkling who does weapon repairs for ammo knights (and i also run @ammo-knights-official).
i’m a girl but only when it’s funny and convenient (she/they)
callie stan. pearlina truther. we stay fresh, we stay off the hook, and we! stay! silly!!
and that’s basically it lol
“everybody is the hero of their own story” wrong, i’m a self-insert oc who shoves herself into the main characters’ lives and completely derails the plot despite not having any real personality beyond having nice hair and the freshest outfits and being the self-proclaimed bestie to the important people
this whole octoweapon debate is shucking stupid,,, making me feel like i have to pick a side or something. cyclone has a point, i'd probably be really weirded out too if some big cultural thing i cared about was being sexualized like that. but i also kinda get where nautalie's coming from what with how daunting the idea of intimacy is,,, i can't say my feelings about it are the same as theirs but it's,,, adjacent to that, i think? i won't get into detail since i've had enough personal stuff about me exposed on the internet, but yeah...
i think i'm gonna stay out of this from now on,,, hate the thought of having to choose whether to side with my boyfriend or my best friend over something so emotionally loaded.
no need to worry about that, man! i’m just weird
you make one (1) post calling the octostomp sexy and all of a sudden you get called a degenerate. i don’t even WANT to sleep with the octostomp. it’s more like a “if he asked me, i wouldn’t mind trying it just to see what it’s like” kinda thing. just some weird thing that’s fun to think about. like how it would be with any other fish in the sea-
i often find myself kinda wrapped up in these little thought experiments and fantasies, telling myself that i should try and get myself A Real Partner some day, but i look at other people’s relationships, and i can tell that they’re happy and i love experiencing that joy secondhand, but then i start thinking about all the work i’d have to do to get that, not to mention that vulnerability that comes with asking someone out or the awkwardness of being asked out and having someone expect all these things from you and it’s just kinda ehhhhh????
i’m just some immature squid who gets silly about turf weapons and stuff, i’m not built to maintain all that. and then like, even if i could get over the wall that’s either asking for a relationship or even just a casual fling or something like that, it all just seems kinda invasive and weird, and for what? a little rush of feel-good chemicals every now and then? i don’t need another person for that! that’s what inking it’s for-
maybe i am a freak or a degen or whatever but what does it even matter anyway? this is chumblr we’re talking about, basically the squidfreak splatoon. just because you’re in the window seat of the clownfish car doesn’t mean you’re better than the rest of us!
i still stand by last night's statement that the octostomp is the most attractive great octoweapon. sorry moray, octo samurai is just too normal for me
You disgust me.
i'd rather be splatted standing than live kneeling
For the love of Octavio the great octoweapons were designed to be more practical- while Octarians like to combine that with aesthetic appearances, we keep that simple.
The boots it wears help it balance better. It wasn’t a perfect design, but it helped it. However even my dome that censored information heavily was able to tell the story of the agents easily were able to exploit that design flaw and knock it over repeatedly.
If we’re going purely on appearance..? Just why
it's the aura! the confidence! the fresh fashion sense, too. just look at that shiny coat-
he's a cube, nautalie. a cube.
a cube with well-defined calves-
That’s just. How our severed tentacles are built? Sure most octotroopers are too small, but the tentacle for the octoweapons had to be really strong. Not just anyone could lift that! Of course it has well defined calves you degenerate. Many Octarians have to be in shape and that includes our severed tentacles we train for all types of Octotroopers.
and? just because it’s normal and expected for the job doesn’t mean you need to get all kinkshame-y about it. it’s not like i’m actually gonna try and pursue the mighty octostomp or anything like that, i just like goofing around and starting silly debates, maybe get a little freaky with it along the way- it’s not that deep, just girl talk but weirder and more terminally online
i still stand by last night's statement that the octostomp is the most attractive great octoweapon. sorry moray, octo samurai is just too normal for me
You disgust me.
i'd rather be splatted standing than live kneeling
For the love of Octavio the great octoweapons were designed to be more practical- while Octarians like to combine that with aesthetic appearances, we keep that simple.
The boots it wears help it balance better. It wasn’t a perfect design, but it helped it. However even my dome that censored information heavily was able to tell the story of the agents easily were able to exploit that design flaw and knock it over repeatedly.
If we’re going purely on appearance..? Just why
it's the aura! the confidence! the fresh fashion sense, too. just look at that shiny coat-
he's a cube, nautalie. a cube.
a cube with well-defined calves-
i still stand by last night's statement that the octostomp is the most attractive great octoweapon. sorry moray, octo samurai is just too normal for me
You disgust me.
i'd rather be splatted standing than live kneeling
For the love of Octavio the great octoweapons were designed to be more practical- while Octarians like to combine that with aesthetic appearances, we keep that simple.
The boots it wears help it balance better. It wasn’t a perfect design, but it helped it. However even my dome that censored information heavily was able to tell the story of the agents easily were able to exploit that design flaw and knock it over repeatedly.
If we’re going purely on appearance..? Just why
it’s the aura! the confidence! the fresh fashion sense, too. just look at that shiny coat-
i still stand by last night's statement that the octostomp is the most attractive great octoweapon. sorry moray, octo samurai is just too normal for me
You disgust me.
i’d rather be splatted standing than live kneeling
i still stand by last night’s statement that the octostomp is the most attractive great octoweapon. sorry moray, octo samurai is just too normal for me
there’s a bit of a debate going on at work so i might as well make a poll out of it
ok but consider
ALT
ALT
ALTthe elegance of his spin, the cascade of ink spilling out his beautifully-shaped metallic lips, the hypnotic light patterns accentuating his numerous enticing spikes
THE GORGEOUS EYES? THE CUTE ANTENNA ON TOP? HELLO?!
smash
