swervesbar:

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It’s not transformers but I knit my giant eurypterid body pillow a sweater and its the best thing I’ve ever made PLEASE LOOK AT IT

duran-duran-less-official:

shwarmadillo:

oh how the turns have tables

The absolute fear in his voice climbing over the course of the clip, peaking when he says “THIS IS SO MANY DIFFERENT DAYS!!!!!”

bedupolker:

bedupolker:

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Has anyone else noticed that they do this?

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aquatic chapter

24fish:

identifying-cars-in-posts:

derrida-simp:

pixelizedprince:

maykitz:

grenade-maid:

maykitz:

i-identify-guns-in-posts:

magical-missiles:

oicuperp:

hoffman’s car

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@i-identify-guns-in-posts

this one’s a doozy

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  1. Springfield Armory XD-M
  2. HK USP
  3. Desert Eagle
  4. 1911 derivative (specific model unknown)
  5. SIG P229 Elite
  6. Beretta 92FS
  7. Diamondback DB9
  8. Ruger P-Series pistol
  9. Kel-Tec PMR30
  10. Ruger 22/45
  11. Unidentified revolver, likely Smith & Wesson
  12. Unidentified revolver, likely Smith & Wesson
  13. Unidentified (revolver?)

you forgot to identify the pink one

11. Is a Ruger GP100, based on the scalloped section behind the cylinder and wooden insert in the synthetic grip

12. Is a S&W Model 10 based on the proportion of the size of the cylinder to the trigger guard, fixed notch rear sight, narrow hammer, and small grips that do not fill the upper portion of the frame behind the trigger guard

you forgot to identify the pink one

Adam & Eve Silicone G-Gasm Rabbit based on the curved vibrating tip, dual motors, 7 vibration modes, and fully waterproof pink silicone casing

@identifying-cars-in-posts what’s the car tho

2011-2014 Ford F-150

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chronicillnesshumor:

Doctors are like: ughhhhh. You’re confusing. Come back if you die

evilkitten3:

catnip-cryptidd:

dollsahoy:

elpalodelchurrero:

metocoymerregusto:

Wait for it

Que weno

is anyone going to tell the people in the notes who are calling the driver an idiot that they did not, in fact, wait for it?

(or that the driver that other people so clearly see is, in fact, not)

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ok fuck that got me

totallynotpuri:

judas-iscaryot:

judas-iscaryot:

judas-iscaryot:

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP SCIENTISTS AT THE SCHMIDT OCEAN INSTITUTE HAVE FOOTAGE OF A LIVE COLOSSAL SQUID FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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for context, scientists have know about these mfs for like a HUNDRED YEARS but only now have they actually seen one ALIVE !!

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YOURE KIDDING ME???? NOT JUST THE FIRST SIGHTING BUT ALSO OF IT WHILE IT’S STILL A GLASS SQUID?????? HOLY FUCK

mikkeneko:

ourfriendsthejays:

tiny-forests:

moss mfriday #3: Glacier Mice

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That’s right - it’s glacier mice. One of my favorite things maybe on the entire planet. Let’s talk about these freaky fuzzy little rats!!

Glacier mice are balls of moss that live in large herds like this in a few select glaciers. They are moss all the way through, with a center consisting of dead moss matter, implying that they begin as small growths of moss and simply accumulate over time, like snowballs. However, their outside surface is alive and well on all sides. Glacier mice have been observed, through tagging and tracking, to roll across the glacier like a majestic herd of wildebeest, exposing all of their sides to the sunlight. They trundle along at a pace of about 2.5 cm per day. That’s 30 feet in a year! They’re really schmovin’! Certainly further than most mosses can claim to travel.

What’s really exciting, though, is that they all move in the same direction, and we’re not sure why or how. Scientists experimented to try and attribute their coordinated behavior to wind, sunlight, and the direction that their grazing ground slopes, but to no avail. They speed up, slow down, and change direction in unison, based on some mysterious moss code that we haven’t cracked yet.

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Cross-section of a glacier mouse. Note the dead moss matter inside, and the short gametophytes on the outside, adapted to harsh winds and sunlight. [image credit]

We have figured out how they roll, though - while the moss ball sits on the ice, it insulates the ice directly underneath it, protecting it from melting. This forms a little pillar of ice that the moss eventually rolls off of. The insulating power of glacier mice also gives it the wonderful ability to host all kinds of microorganisms that otherwise wouldn’t survive the glacier’s harsh conditions, and their ability to move makes it possible for microorganisms to spread from one habitable spot to another. They’re like a bunch of little tardigrade passenger ships, braving the dangerous glacier to go where no water bear has gone before!!

Glacier mice have been found to consist of several moss species, most of which must reproduce asexually in order to survive in the dry climate. They’ve been observed to live for at least six years, but are projected to live much, much longer. I love them. So much. I hope they know that I love them!! I LOVE THEM!!!!

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GLACIER MICE.

last-nummulite Thoughts in order: Date check -- it's not April 1st yet, phew. Land marimo. A rolling stone gathers no moss, but a rolling moss gathers more... moss? If it's not abiotic factors co-ordinating their movements, CLEARLY the tardigrades are piloting them.ALT

pjharvey:

i approach human relationships in a normal manner

poolsofchrome:

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If I stretch my arms as far as they go, I can feel the edges of the sky

slitherpunk:

they should have a cambrian explosion again