if you’re craving chocolate muffins after the olympic muffin man videos, jordan the stallion on tiktok has the recipe for you

if you’re craving chocolate muffins after the olympic muffin man videos, jordan the stallion on tiktok has the recipe for you

For those who would rather have it written out:

In a saucepan over low/medium-low heat:
3/4 cup milk
1/4 cup water
2 tsp instant coffee
Bring to a simmer

Add
1/2 cup cocoa powder
and mix together

Add
1/2 cup chocolate chunks
1 stick butter
and stir together until smooth. Move to a large bowl.

separately mix together dry:
2 cups flour
1 tsp baking powder
1/4 tsp salt

to chocolate mix, add:
1/2 cup packed dark brown sugar
1/2 cup white sugar
1/4 vegetable oil
2 eggs room temp
1 tsp vanilla extract

Add dry ingredients to wet in stages and fold together without overmixing.

Add 1/3 cup chocolate chunks and fold in.

Put in greased muffin tin and sprinkle some more chunks on there.

Bake at 375 for 24 minutes

Omg there's a FILLING jesus take the wheel

In a saucepan on low heat stir together:
1/2 cup heavy cream
1/4 cup chocolate chunks
pinch of salt

Once they're cooled, fill those bitches and eat. Throw glasses in apparent joy.

Great video but I hate the way he cracks the eggs.

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People with low spoons, someone just recommended this cookbook to me, so I thought I'd pass it on.

I always look at cookbooks for people who have no energy/time to do elaborate meal preparations, and roll my eyes. Like, you want me to stay on my feet for long enough to prepare 15 different ingredients from scratch, and use 5 different pots and pans, when I have chronic fatigue and no dishwasher?

These people seem to get it, though. It's very simple in places. It's basically the cookbook for people who think, 'I'm really bored of those same five low-spoons meals I eat, but I can't think of anything else to cook that won't exhaust me'. And it's free!