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Anonymous asked:
what kind of blogs do you follow
crimewave420 answered:
I follow a wide range of blogs to make sure my own blog content is as inconsistent and annoying as possible
*snaps my fingers, and on some random freeway, a fuel tanker truck is instantly rotated 180 degrees*
fourth spatial dimension obviously. to an outside observer, the truck appears to have been mirrored from left to right. the driver, who has developed situs inversus, has a panic attack as the entire world seems to have reversed. the sun now rises in the west and sets in the east. in their confusion they attempt to get back into the right lane (their right lane) and crash into oncoming traffic. the fuel in their tank detonates. seventeen perish in the conflagration.
baroque, subversive to the expectations, almost to a point of pandering; on the cusp of notional over indulgence, and yet the estuary of inevitability still draws us into the same conclusion, twisting backwards in on itself, a coil that reminds us of our relationship to fate
Anonymous asked:
What is the main reason you keep your nails short?*
- play an instrument
- play a sport
- a hobby/craft that requires it (sewing, baking, woodworking ect.)
- practicality in everyday life
- practicality/requirement for work
- medical reason
- bite nails short
- sex related reason
- other/nuance
- long nails button
*short as in level with or shorter than your fingertip
If it’s from force of habit from childhood (or similar), choose the option that was the main reason before it was habit
apolladay answered:
What is the main reason you keep your nails short?*
play an instrument
play a sport
a hobby/craft that requires it (sewing, baking, woodworking ect.)
practicality in everyday life
practicality/requirement for work
medical reason
bite nails short
sex related reason
other/nuance
long nails button
*short as in level with or shorter than your fingertip
If it’s from force of habit from childhood (or similar), choose the option that was the main reason before it was habit
Would you rather...
Be enslaved by a femme vampire and let her feed from you (it makes you orgasm)
Be mated to a werewolf butch that nearly breaks you during its heats
Be with a witch that practices her spells on you (e.g, aphrodisiacs)
Be taken by a group of mermaids that keeps you in their underwater world (orgy)
Be the vampire
Be the werewolf
Be the witch
Be one of the mermaids
Willow wtf is this
Archaeologists digging on a Pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts. Experts believe it to be Pharaoh Roche.
I am SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS SITE
