"Siberian’s stick was Bonesaw, the possibility of losing the girl’s company in one way, shape, or form."

official prt branded kids show protagonist: alright friends, lets show this villain why they shouldn't mess with Banana Bread!

bonesaw neck deep in corpses: ooh. the subtle characterization. the innovative and bold color choices. now this is High Art

(Poll suggested by Anonymous)

I should do a second series of polls for hottest prt director because that's different from most fuckable prt director. two different things. but then costa brown just wins again by an even larger margin. cause like the only chance anybody else had was the fact that "most fuckable" is distinct from "hottest" and the others are more like. human. literally speaking.

Make sure to tell me what you think and why you think it! Just, not in too explicit detail, please?

Vicky, Aura Farming!

You are just your average INSECTOKINETIC TEENAGE GIRL who was accidentally mistaken for a SUPERVILLAIN by a diverse group of TEENAGE CRIMINALS. Your DEVIOUS (you are not a bad guy, just very smart) PLAN is to INFILTRATE the gang and UNDO it FROM WITHIN.
WHAT do you do to EARN their TRUST?

put off discovering your sexuality again

YOU do not DISCOVER your SEXUALITY. There's NO TIME for such FRIVOLITIES.

stare the blonde one directly in the eyes unblinkingly to hopefully psychically transmit the impression of nonhostile intention

YOU are not sure whether the transition was PSYCHIC, but the BLONDE seems to get THE GIST. She DOES THAT a lot.

(well of course the transition wasn’t psychic, we have hrt for that)

Practice buzzing skills

You BUZZ that one TUNE from that one SPACE OPERA FRANCHISE. You appear VERY INTIMIDATING.

survey the reaction of your prospective teammates

The TUNE is deemed downright NEFARIOUS.

be triumphant! this must mean we succeeded at passing as a villain!

The only way to COMMEMORATE this is with an EVIL LAUGH. The REST join in EVILLY.

make all the bugs laugh as well so it sounds super unsettling

The TEENS keep laughing, but now it sounds a BIT FORCED.

ask the blonde member where the bathroom in the lair is

It is, of course, in the SENSIBLE PLACE FOR AN EVIL BATHROOM TO BE.

is there anything about the interior decorating that suggests it is an Evil Bathroom, or is it perhaps a Neutral Bathroom?

For one, it is INSIDE an EVIL layer, the property's TRANSITIVE. There's also THE SKULL.

what animal's skull is it?

Only the most DANGEROUS of all: HOMO SAPIENS.

Does it look plasticky or does it resemble Actual Bone?

It is, in fact, LEATHERY. YOU can't be SURE about its ORIGINS.

What texture is the teeth?

Also LEATHERY.
The SKULL rudefully informs you to HURRY your SHITTING UP. He got PLACES TO BE.

Hurry your shitting up, as directed

YOU do, in fact. The SKULL offers NO comments.

I want to do a series of polls, and for this I need information. Reblog if you consider yourself a part of wormblr.

AU I never finished writing where Eidolon got access to his shard draining ability first instead of his multiple powers ability.

is this how aisha clears out her territory in brockton bay

I think it would be funny if we as a fandom all pretended that tattletale was jacked

Idk why

I just think it would be funny

You are just your average INSECTOKINETIC TEENAGE GIRL who was accidentally mistaken for a SUPERVILLAIN by a diverse group of TEENAGE CRIMINALS. Your DEVIOUS (you are not a bad guy, just very smart) PLAN is to INFILTRATE the gang and UNDO it FROM WITHIN.
WHAT do you do to EARN their TRUST?

> Go EAT a BUG

YOU call upon your LARGEST BEETLE, and eagerly DEVOUR IT. The TEENAGERS are disgusted, but seem to think it's just a thing your average INSECTOKINETIC TEENAGE GIRLS do. Phew.

> Go EAT another BUG

You beckon your MOST SUCCULENT BUTTERFLY and slurp it up like a BASIL LEAF.

> PAT your STOMACH. Then go OFFER a BUG to your VILLAINOUS TEAM MEMBERS.

YOU produce a VORACIOUS and OBESE CATERPILLAR and offer it to the NE'ER-DO-WELLS. Only the DOG GIRL accepts, but she doesn't seem to like the taste.
Pity. There are many GASTROLOGICAL BENEFITS to being just your average INSECTOKINETIC TEENAGE GIRL.

> UNDERSTAND that you simply cannot COEXIST with NON-BUG EATERS, and RUN away, mouth full of DELICIOUS INSECTS

YOU turn to LEAVE, but RECONSIDER. Is it ALL it TOOK? To DISUADE you from pursuing INSECT FUELED JUSTICE?
YOU wanted to be a HERO, DIDN'T YOU?

> PONDER for a moment, then EARN back my RESOLVE. SWEAR an OATH that I shall not REST until the whole world (especially those TEENAGE MISCREANTS) know about the WONDERS of INSECT related DELICACIES

> Go back and APOLOGIZE, then ATTEMPT to FEED them BUGS