GP making Max "master of eye contact" Verstappen look away. twice. 👀
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He’s in alphatauri shirt and some shorts. Showing off his legs
who is this diva? leggies out… what a slut.
Arriving at the Bahrain International Circuit ahead of media day at the 2025 Bahrain Grand Prix
Arriving at the Bahrain International Circuit ahead of media day at the 2025 Bahrain Grand Prix
i love thursdays because it's like:
mutual 1: what a whore
mutual 2: leg leg leg
mutual 3: why is his hair short again? i thought i burnt all the scissors
mutual 4: undiagnosable ailment
mutual 5: biting him biting him
mutual 6: q
mutual 7: that car is even more illegal than previously thought and here's why
mutual 8: i'm scared for sunday already 😖
mutual 9: acts as the town crier and distributes statements made exclusively to the dutch media
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i hope they told helmut a lie because fans/paparazzi/stalkers are crazy and a journalist saying the excat date of birth to the whole word makes me feel sorry for kelly honestly 😭😭
me too, anon. both on the helmut front and the journalist one. like, i don’t know if it’s even remotely reliable but how did they even get that date? freaky shit. just let them be.
not marko telling the entire world when the baby is gonna be born
for posterity my guess for the baby name is elena
my backup guess is padel
worst part of the weekend: watching the post quali hair disappear under the cap
for posterity my guess for the baby name is elena
my backup guess is padel
the more i think about it, the more i actually seriously love the janneke name. not just for the gp part but for the jip en janneke part. i know it's too dutch for an international family and in english it doesn't sound very good but... jip en janneke, they have a cat and a sausage dog!
and she has a temper and she breaks things. her mum tells her that when she's mad she needs to count to 10 so she won't be aggressive. so when they're playing and jip says she can't be a robber because she's a girl, she gets incredibly mad but she bravely counts to 10. and then attacks and bites jip in the leg anyway.
janneke, for the orb, i say!
for clarification: it’s from a famous dutch children’s book
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