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โ˜† my carrd.co โ˜† Hey guys this is Troy, bringing you another "anything is possible" video, and as you can see this one I different from the rest because I am on the magikruiser, and that means I can take this shortcut shroomless at the beginning. Instead of getting an 8th place box I'm in second and now I'm in first coming into the cannon. But what makes this so significant is it's against koopa clan 1 and it is an actual skill-oriented track and I'm using a very... y'know, let's just say I'm using a not-so-good character/vehicle combination. So um, right now I'm in second place with a mushroom, but, y'know I can't really last there for long unless I can keep my speed up because this thing is really slow and Funky Kongs can easily catch it. So right as this Funky Kong gets really close to me... I get that mushroom on the ground so I break away from him just a tiny bit and I'm in second I'm gonna try to hold this mushroom for the shortcut. Right here I get kind of a... just a bad tree branch so he catches on me a lot and um, I use my mushroom here and so does he, so, I let him pass me. Yeah, I totally am faster than him, I just let him pass for the sake of, y'know, well, for the sake of- BAM! Shock dodge! Yea! And, those effects right there? That's what happens when I dodge the shock, because it's just magical. So I'm in first now with a mushroom, and um, let's just say I wouldn't last for long but I got a star on the ground! So now I'm still in first by even more! And I've got my mushroom so, y'know I've got a good one-second lead here with the magikruiser, using it to its full potential by dodging shocks and getting lucky stars and mushrooms on the ground, yeah boi! Now I'm gonna go for some magikruiser world records now I think I can easily get them. Anyway, I'm going slow here, but I'm not failing too badly so I'm still in first, not doing anything risky, holding my mushroom, gonna take this shortcut again but that gut is right on my tail I don't know if I'll be able to hold this lead much longer with this magikruiser because y'know, it's not very fast but BAM! Shock dodged again! Wow, I'm on fire! Total skill! This guy's got nothing on me man! Look at this lead, it's like 2, 3 seconds now. I mean... I think the key for wars now is gonna be the magikruiser stat people are gonna be using five magikruisers because you can see it's so much faster than the competition, I mean, you can just break away with those shortcuts, shock dodge and cough... um, yeah. Well, no shock dodges are needed, necessary for me to win this, I think I would've easily won without them, and that's very, very, um... very, very certain of that. But right there, that bullet, I thought that was the other team and I was like "How'd he get a bullet in second, what the heck," but nope, it was my own teammate, just trolling and I try to FIB him but I miss just slightly but I get first place and that's what matters.
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snoopingasusualisee

list of characters that would be weirdly sexualized if they were made today

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retainerofvirgo

so weโ€™re just gonna stop the list right tf there

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jallox

looking through the comments and reblogs.. oh boy

thereโ€™s definitely more but Iโ€™m not sure I want to subject myself to that horror

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metalslugx

hey quick question how come out of all the pictures you couldโ€™ve chosen for Bloo you had to pick the one from a hentai parodyย 

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cvberdemon

you recognized it

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metalslugx

dude no... please tell me you didn't... a cookie??? you gave the mouse a fucking cookie? fuccckkkkkk dude now he's gonna want a glass of milk, and after that? ugh don't even get me started -_-

Top-Tier Villain Motivations

  • They will be safe. It doesn't matter who else or what else burns as long as They will be safe.
  • I will be safe. The hunger and the cold will never touch me again.
  • Fuck any bitch who's prettier(/cooler/better-liked/better at making dumplings) than me.
  • Yes, Master
  • Love me. Love me. Love me. Love me. LOVE ME!
  • I know the terrible things these so-called "heroes" will do if I don't stop them (<- is absolutely wrong)
  • I don't want a better future, I want a better past!
  • No other way to get performance art funded these days

Very important, cannot believe I forgot:

  • No other way to get academic research funded these days.
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