real g’s move in silence like lasagna

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

Probably the most beautiful thing i've ever seen in the flesh

i remember learning the word melancholy at age 7 or something and thinking oh this word's gonna be huge for me

does it ever get better? has it gotten better? will it get better? when will it get better?

what it feels like listening to music and thinking about the character

i need a polycule of tall skinny white guys preferably like around 10 of them so i can dress them up in nice outfits and give them cute little red ribbon chokers. (hiding a bowling ball behind my back) For no real reason

i remember when i was a child internet safety was like "if you even hint at the country you live in, you're gonna get kidnapped and murdered", and nowadays it is encouraged or even necessary to give corporations every single personal detail if you want to use anything because if they can't sell your information they cry so hard they throw up

crossfaded off of birdsong and a ray of sunlight

.That Judge Judy Pussy grip insane. You be calling her Judith on the second stroke.

My grip will rip your junk off, chew it up, and spit it back at you.

you either deactivate young or live long enough to see a mirror dimension version of your account kill indiscriminately on the dashboard

Imagine how I feel

uses my wicked attack on nothing in particular and looks at you to see your reaction

so sorry i have listening to music in my underwear scheduled for tonight