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DaddyScrub

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ONE EIGHT (˃ ⌑ ˂ഃ )(She/They but yknow go ahead and call me however you want get creative with it :))
Current obsessions: Spider gang, any and childhood shows, and analog horrors beyond my comprehension let em roll!
I just love to yap!!
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do yall still fw HobMj and their kids guys,,,, i miss them a lot.

Hobie is 100% one of those girl dads that be hardcore misandrists and warns their daughters about men but since Riot likes girls she’s never had that issue, LOL

HOBIE WAS GOIN CRAZY! I know they hi-5 their partner everytime his kids walks by

my favorite video of all time ever

Whaght are zey doing tu zis poor rat- [gasp] zat is PERVERGHTED ! ... WHAGHT ARE ZEY FILLING HIM WITZH? EE IZ GETTING TOO BIG! HOOOOHHHH...! OH MY GAHD STOP TOUCHING IM ! ZHIS IZ PERVERT BEHAVIOURE! HOOH! STOP IT! AUUW..... WHAT A TERRIBLE DEATH! SsTOP TOUCHING HEIM !

zis is like a medeval TOGHRTURE.

whathellwas even zat . OOOOO MY GAD. oh it- preetty cuute. OOOHHOOHOOHHOGGOOOHHHH OH MY GADDD THGAT WAS VEURY SCHARMING... OOH my gad he is DEAaaadddd... ohhh not ze daaaawwwg... ooooohhh nnooo you are feeling him wiz ze wader of ze hose...he iz also veury shcarming zey look veury cute like zis...i wont liiieee to yoU !

OH!

EWWELIKE A LAMBB...

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FRRREAK.

MONSTAEUR

AAUOOUGGGHHH ZIS POOR ANEMAL. OOOOOOG

I know theres a lot ot talk of Hobie's past and I love the idea of BigFamily!Hobie. But may I PLEASE add to the table:

StreetKid!Hobie -

It's not as happy or wholesome of a backstory as Hobie with a big family, and a big community - but there's still tenderness there I PROMISE.

Like - Maybe Hobie understood what Gwen was going through because he's been through it himself. He knows what it's like.

I like the headcanon that Hobie just...didn't have a family. No tragic backstory or anything. Just the sharp reality that the system lets some kids fall through the cracks.

Because it's a story or reality we hardly ever see, but it's one that exists - being a homeless street kid. We hardly see that story in it's entirety, rather than just the dramatic scenes.

But like STREETKID!HOBIE

He doesn't have anyone to take him to school or buy him uniforms - so he went to the library to teach himself. He doesn't have much money, but the men at the kebab shops know him, the kid that comes in asking for 'anything they've got' , with 2 pounds 50 pence. So they start feeding him, free of charge.

He helps run errands for the old ladies, and they make sure he has clothes for the winter. They'll knit him sweaters and scarves, and give them to him, telling him to run home and get inside, not knowing that might not be an option for him.

But even if they don't know the whole story, the know Hobie the streetkid, who looks tough but has a heart of gold and will help with anything - the kid who'll feed the stray cats before himself.

Most nights, he sleeps at F.E.A.S.T - because we always talk about how great F.E.A.S.T is but never what it's like to actually have to live there as a homeless person for an extended period of time.

The adults know his face, they worry if they don't see him in a bit. They set blankets aside for him, ask him if he's eaten, and for the first time in forever, maybe in his life, he has people who cares - people who want to help.

F.E.A.S.T makes Hobie wanna help people.

And THAT's where he finds his family.

He starts finding other kids too. Older Streetkids start helping him out. They let him squat with them, and show him how to do things like steal electronics, and which shops throw out a bunch of good food at night.

And he starts meeting people, and seeing the teens that'll make him person he is later.

He starts hanging out with them more and more - and they start calling him Hobie.

The take him under their wing. They looked out for him, made sure nobody messed with the youngest of the bunch.

Anywhere they sleep or squat - Hobie does too. And on the nights that it's the worse, that's it too much, or too scary - or the nights where he's just angry at the world,

They're there to remind him there's kindness in the world.

That kindness and joy and having a laugh with the mandem is RADICAL, it's an act of defiance, and a form of power. And that you don't need a big house with the picket fence and 2.5 kids to grow up 'right'.

One of the street kids give him his first patches. They snag him the leather vest he wears today, back when he was tiny and short and he had grow into it.

They taught him everything he knows - from laces code to how to stud a jacket. They start taking him to protests, starts explaining why things are the way they are, how the system is meant to keep people like them down.

They teach him what ACAB means and true anarchy

The first person he ever met wearing blue laces - was a Streetkid. An older kid that Hobie couldn't help but look up to, or even be a little jealous of. A cooler kid with tall leather boots and blue laces.

And when the kid smirked and told him what they meant, Hobie couldn't help but think 'That's SO kickass'.

One night, one of the kids brings a record they stole. They play it on the player - and it's Ramones. Hobie, maybe only 13, hearing rock for the first time.

And he's wide eyed and asking who that is, who's playing the guitar, what's the song name, and the older kids just smirk and chuckle cause they KNOW -

That's when Hobie falls in love with rock.

As someone who was once a homeless teen and lived in shelter for over a year - Homeless Youth Representation!

We need more of it!!

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☄️💿 | RIOT & OAKLEY JETT-BROWN
★ | BASIC INFO
Name: Riot (“Spider-Grrrl”) Jett-Brown / Oakley Jett-Brown
Age: 19 / 16
Gender: Demi-girl (she/they) / Non-Binary (they/them)
Ethnicity: Black, Nationality: British
Height: 5"10 (177.8 cm) / 5”8 1/2
Weight: 147 Ibs / 155 lbs
Status: Alive
Symbol(s) Used: ☄️ + 💿
★ | PERSONALITY

Riot:

Similarly to her father, Riot is a force of nature. With a fiery rebellious spirit and natural leadership skills. Her commanding presence and unyielding energy inspire others to challenge conventions. Despite her boldness, Riot is deeply caring and empathetic, balancing her fierce drive with a genuine warmth that makes her both a powerful leader and a loyal companion to those around her.

Oakley:

Oakley is often described as a ‘surprise gift’ because their behavior is unpredictable. An outgoing personality that draws people in, this vibrant exterior masks a more reserved and aloof side, making them difficult to fully understand. Even their family finds it hard to predict Oakley’s actions, as they can shift from being lively and spontaneous to quietly reflective with little to no warning. The mysteriousness of it all keeps those around them constantly intrigued and guessing.

★ | BRIEF BACKSTORY
They had a fairly conventional childhood. Although, their lives took a different turn with Riot started showing spider-like abilities at an early age. As a result, Hobie and Mj adjusted to accommodate Riot’s needs and responsibilities. Not neglecting Oakley’s needs, of course.
As Riot matured, she chose to follow in their father’s footsteps and adopted the alias ‘Spider-Grrrl’. In her new role, she became a leading figure in the ‘Sista Grrrl’ movement—an extension of the Riot Grrrl movement that focused on elevating the voices and struggle of Black and Brown women.
Rather than feeling envious or overshadowed by Riot’s achievements, Oakley took immense pride in her sister’s success. They discovered a new hobby that he quickly fell in love with: crafting and graphic design. He began making custom posters for bands and other artists. They enjoyed spending time perfecting his work and experimenting with different styles to match the likeness of each client he worked with.

★ | TRIVIA
  • Oakley’s created posters and zines for Riot’s band ‘Black Britannia’.
  • Riot has a pet pig named, “Tiny”. (He is not tiny whatsoever)
  • Oakley’s other Hobbies include making cd mixes, skateboarding and collecting pogs.
  • Riot has a girlfriend named Grace Williams, Riri William’s daughter, who’s also her band’s Lead Guitarist.

★ | ART GALLERY
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